The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Millea]

Come play for us tomorrow Ijjy.

 

[ijjysmith]

Come play for us tomorrow Ijjy.

Mate I'm gonna be terrible. I'm so unfit it might actually kill me.

I'm hoping the Sheringham effect will take place and my distinct lack of pace will be ok as my Matthias Sammer football brain will kick in.

 

[dholliday]

Found out before Crimbo I can't have dairy, it's ruined my life to be honest.

I've recently discovered alternative milks:

Soy milk: gives me allergic reaction
Rice Milk: bland, thin
Hafer Milk: decent, works well with wheaty cereals like Shreaded Wheat, Shreddies, Weetabix...not so good for crunchy flakes or müsli
Haselnuß Milk: very good! expensive, tho'...and like the others not one to drink cold on its own, but works well with cereals and to warming up.
Mandel Milk: the King! also expensive, but good for everything. Although again, you won't drink it cold like you used to drink milk. Just no substitute for that.


Regarding cheeses, Tofu is an ok substitution.

 

[CountyRd]

I don't like milk anyway, but it's no cheese or chocolate that's killing me. I've replaced them with Stella but it just isn't washing with my bird

 

[Brennan]

Don't think i could live without cheese tbh.

 

[CountyRd]

As for tofu, leg it. My girl used to be a vegan and that stuff makes my skin crawl.

 

[Muggins]

I'm a bloody mess mate. Heaviest I've ever ever been at the moment.

But getting back into football in a couple of weeks.

It's gonna really hurt.

My biggest regret is that I stopped playing Sunday league footy.

What position Ijjy?

 

[Millea]

Mate I'm gonna be terrible. I'm so unfit it might actually kill me.

I'm hoping the Sheringham effect will take place and my distinct lack of pace will be ok as my Matthias Sammer football brain will kick in.

Don't worry the team we're playing tomorrow are proper poor. Watch us lose now.

Just play the Pirlo role in 5-aside.

 

[FTY]

Think cheese is grim myself.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

It breaks my heart I can't play footy, makes me stomach turn when lads talk about it, cos I can't.

 

[dholliday]

I don't like milk anyway, but it's no cheese or chocolate that's killing me. I've replaced them with Stella but it just isn't washing with my bird

not surprised if you're washing your bird with Stella, mate.

Although in Eastern Europe they love their beer baths.


Re: chocolate, go for the dark choc, without any milk. High-end stuff!

 

[CountyRd]

Don't worry the team we're playing tomorrow are proper poor. Watch us lose now.

Just play the Pirlo role in 5-aside.

Lads if you're playing 5 a side be careful. There are so e ruthless referees about these days just ask fty

 

[dholliday]

It breaks my heart I can't play footy, makes me stomach turn when lads talk about it, cos I can't.

why can't you play?

 

[Millea]

Lads if you're playing 5 a side be careful. There are so e ruthless referees about these days just ask fty

Haha, don't start this again mate. It's been and gone now.

Every ref I've had has been sound though.

 

[Muggins]

Think cheese is grim myself.

Oh my god...

*fumbles ban hammer and falls off couch...