The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Baines' left foot said:
Where mate where ffs?

If I'm honest I'm not too sure what I need. I found out the other day that the ex is seeing someone else, cut me up a bit. I need anything basically. I can't shag fatties though.

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You just need to get hold of a nice filth bag that'll do all the naughties she wouldn't and get it out your system for a bit. Just don't get attached. there's a reason they do the naughty stuff and the good girls dont.

It's up by me in Warrington. Like fishing in a barrel honestly. DV8 the place is called. Fcuking literally crawling with ****s grinding everywhere. Dishing the filthy looks out to anyone dressed like a non-nobo.

I was with a bird, first time I'd been out round here, never again. Like taking your own sand the beach.
 
steken1 said:
You just need to get hold of a nice filth bag that'll do all the naughties she wouldn't and get it out your system for a bit. Just don't get attached. there's a reason they do the naughty stuff and the good girls dont.

It's up by me in Warrington. Like fishing in a barrel honestly. DV8 the place is called. Fcuking literally crawling with ****s grinding everywhere. Dishing the filthy looks out to anyone dressed like a non-nobo.

I was with a bird, first time I'd been out round here, never again. Like taking your own sand the beach.
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Tbh she was fairly mucky with me. But yeah, I just need a distraction more than anything.

DV8 hahaha, I might drive down and do a sober night and knob some utter dirt bag in my car. The girls round here are fit, but there's a lot of stuck up birches with rich dads and all that.

Bungle said:
My heart skipped a beat after the first sentence, and then I died a little after the second sentence.

I'm trying to lose weight for you xx
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You could be fat as [Poor language removed] or as skinny as a rake and I'd still pork you silly.x
 
Baines' left foot said:
You could be fat as [Poor language removed] or as skinny as a rake and I'd still pork you silly.x
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Classic Late Show last night and carrying on into this morning.

Old Skool - reminded me of last summer
 
Cena said:
Classic Late Show last night and carrying on into this morning.

Old Skool - reminded me of last summer
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Gateshead.

Currently punching out an absolute monster of a poo. Started 10 minutes ago and I'm not even at the wiping stage.
 
bluejock said:
Gateshead.

Currently punching out an absolute monster of a poo. Started 10 minutes ago and I'm not even at the wiping stage.
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Ahh!! My faves those ones mate.


Recently i've been having like a warm up event at about 10, and then the main event late afternoon. I'm more than happy with this situation.
 
Baines' left foot said:
Tbh she was fairly mucky with me. But yeah, I just need a distraction more than anything.

DV8 hahaha, I might drive down and do a sober night and knob some utter dirt bag in my car. The girls round here are fit, but there's a lot of stuck up birches with rich dads and all that.



You could be fat as [Poor language removed] or as skinny as a rake and I'd still pork you silly.x
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Get yer chuff plated no bother up here mate. Can't be doing with them 'me dad bought me a rolex for my 18th' types any more. There never even that rude either.
 
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