The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[The T-Dex]

music to Dex's ears that

And my winky woo.

 

[The T-Dex]

Dex is more desperate for some than I am

He's positively frothing at the mouth

When you have it you'll see why.

 

[JamesBT]

When you have it you'll see why.

Gollum of the sex world over here

 

[The T-Dex]

Gollum of the sex world over here

Mate your bird makes you cheese on toast.

My hand does but the others things it offers just doesn't compare.

 

[Bigmaclad]

When you have it you'll see why.

I'm surprised you haven't masturbated your wang to dust yet mate

 

[The T-Dex]

I'm surprised you haven't masturbated your wang to dust yet mate

Always got to be wary of friction burns.

 

[Cena]

She's got a fella hasn't she?

 

[JamesBT]

She's got a fella hasn't she?

 

[The T-Dex]

Ffs.



Ah well. Guess I'm going the K to pick up some lovely emo chick.

 

[Azzurri]

s-lag

Happy days!


Oh FFS her fella is massive and good looking. My chances are gone.

 

[Cena]

What a f***ing nonce

 

[Bigmaclad]

He looks like a tool

 

[The T-Dex]

What a f***ing nonce

Shaved chest, no beard.


Gaiiiiiiiii

 

[JamesBT]

He is a bell

 

[Moomin]

Another photo that is freaking me out. He is in decent shape like, but look at his abs and waist area. You can see the toned lines of his stomach go into his trunks and carry on. I'm convinced he is a lifesize action man with no cock. Just smooth skin, like the toy figure.