The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Artetafan said:
Oh, wow. That puts a whole new slant on everything.

Your rejection obviously broke her heart and she'll kill your girlfriend and wear her skin as a disguise just to get into bed with you.

Watch out, mate. Don't accept any drinks she offers you.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
 
Artetafan said:
Oh, wow. That puts a whole new slant on everything.

Your rejection obviously broke her heart and she'll kill your girlfriend and wear her skin as a disguise just to get into bed with you.

Watch out, mate. Don't accept any drinks she offers you.
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She did have an egg for him i reckon now, but the poison wrecked the egg. It all makes sense now.
 
toffeejack said:
haha, my girlfriend wouldn't be very happy if i smashed her easter egg. i was thinking of either buying her an easter egg to make her feel even worse, or buying everyone else an even better easter egg, whilst leaving her out.

but then i thought, why the **** should i waste my money, i'll just spit in her butter or something
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Dick her tea mug lad..
 
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