The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[toffeejack]

she's now dying her hair


..it can be whatever colour you want love, you'll still be ugly at the end of it.

the funny thing is is that she works in maccy d's part time and when she started she had her phone on speaker and i overheard her mum tell her not to eat the stock

laughed my tits off


...had to leave the room to do it

 

[carlos21]

she's now dying her hair


..it can be whatever colour you want love, you'll still be ugly at the end of it.

the funny thing is is that she works in maccy d's part time and when she started she had her phone on speaker and i overheard her mum tell her not to eat the stock

laughed my tits off


...had to leave the room to do it

sound richard.

 

[noharmdone]

Lads, I got my eldest ( 12 ) a windows 8 mobile phone for his birthday yesterday. He now needs Microsoft account, but I have to put my credit card on it.
Anyone use this sort of account ?
Is it safe etc ???
Ta lads..

 

[Azzurri]

Had the same ref 3 games in a row now.

Konspiracee!

 

[icburns]

Lads, I got my eldest ( 12 ) a windows 8 mobile phone for his birthday yesterday. He now needs Microsoft account, but I have to put my credit card on it.
Anyone use this sort of account ?
Is it safe etc ???
Ta lads..

Do you trust him not to buy silly apps?

 

[noharmdone]

Do you trust him not to buy silly apps?

Yes.. Is it like iTunes ?

 

[icburns]

Yes.. Is it like iTunes ?

No idea, mate.

 

[somuchfun]

Missus is away for a couple of days w/ work. Just opened a beer \o/

 

[Groucho]

But of a duff day for me today - to cheer myself up, here's a Fact Hunt;

If you could collect enough atoms of Lawrencium together to form an object the size of a small glass marble, then dropped it from a height of 1 foot, it would knock the earth off its axis.

Rats and horses (and possibly rabbits) can't vomit.

The oldest standing building in Australia is Captain James Cook's house, brought over from England brick by brick.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Why possibly rabbits?

 

[Groucho]

Why possibly rabbits?

Some sources said rabbits too. They probably can, but it's very difficult and unlikely that they would.

 

[Allezfan]

she's now dying her hair


..it can be whatever colour you want love, you'll still be ugly at the end of it.

the funny thing is is that she works in maccy d's part time and when she started she had her phone on speaker and i overheard her mum tell her not to eat the stock

laughed my tits off


...had to leave the room to do it

You seem a little obsessed, tbh mate.

I reckon you're a little attracted just in denial. Bet this time next year, you'll be dating her.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Missus is away for a couple of days w/ work. Just opened a beer \o/

lots of beer

beer beer beer bööööör

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Some sources said rabbits too. They probably can, but it's very difficult and unlikely that they would.

You'd think that every thing that eats in a similar manner to humans (with a mouth and disgetsive system etc) would have the capacity to vomit out anything unwanted or dangerous really.

 

[somuchfun]