The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Bigmaclad]

BML,

Fit Welsh bird on Deal Or No Deal.

Do you know her?

I have no idea, I'm at the radio station so I can't check

Is she fit?

 

[toffeejack]

Given the tone of your comments towards her, I can work out why exactly she didn't get you an egg, like.

to be fair AF, i'm a coward, i only say such things behind her back. she just offered me a cupcake and i was all greatful and as soon as she left i told my gf how the only thing that had taste was the peach she put on top

 

[Moomin]

lads, the girl in my house bought an easter egg each for the other people in my house but didn't bother with me. and then lined them up in the kitchen with a note for each saying how amazing they are. Helped her out this morning with her spelling because she's dyslexic, wish i cocked it up for her now

#fatbitch

Maybe you get something special in private, she might stick a creme egg in her snatch for you.

 

[toffeejack]

I have no idea, I'm at the radio station so I can't check

Is she fit?

i reckon the part where ijjy said Fit Welsh Bird, gave it away

 

[ijjysmith]

i reckon the part where ijjy said Fit Welsh Bird, gave it away

That's what I was thinking.

 

[Bigmaclad]

i reckon the part where ijjy said Fit Welsh Bird, gave it away

I musta skimmed over that word

 

[toffeejack]

Maybe you get something special in private, she might stick a creme egg in her snatch for you.

i actually vomed



...don't like creme egg


unless you meant my semen in here vagina eggs (i failed biology)

 

[toffeejack]

I musta skimmed over that word

at least you'r getting closer

 

[Moomin]

i actually vomed



...don't like creme egg


unless you meant my semen in here vagina eggs (i failed biology)

Judging by your comments, she would eat the creme from the egg, it would be just a choccy egg shell. Unless, the lads in your house filled the egg up with Jizz for you.

 

[toffeejack]

Judging by your comments, she would eat the creme from the egg, it would be just a choccy egg shell. Unless, the lads in your house filled the egg up with Jizz for you.

i am the only lad in my house.

and that bitch won't give away no chocolate she can eat

 

[Allezfan]

She probably just didn't want to give a present to her mates boyfriend for fear it would like she was hitting on you.

Don't be so sensitive about it.

 

[toffeejack]

She probably just didn't want to give a present to her mates boyfriend for fear it would like she was hitting on you.

Don't be so sensitive about it.

she gave me a valentines day card


...she didn't recieve one

 

[Moomin]

i am the only lad in my house.

and that bitch won't give away no chocolate she can eat

I'd smash all the eggs up then, if you can't have one, no-one can.

 

[Allezfan]

she gave me a valentines day card


...she didn't recieve one

Oh, wow. That puts a whole new slant on everything.

Your rejection obviously broke her heart and she'll kill your girlfriend and wear her skin as a disguise just to get into bed with you.

Watch out, mate. Don't accept any drinks she offers you.

 

[Brennan]

TJ is a heartless [Poor language removed] and i love it.