The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Allezfan]

Are you asking if you can give me a blow job? I have no problem with that

When I worked nightshifts, I had a complete stranger come up to me and ask me this.

It's bizarre. I mean if he was asking me to blow him then fair enough but it'd be like him offering to give me money.

 

[ijjysmith]

I just remembered.

I woke myself up with my own snoring last night.

What on earth is that about?

 

[Bungle]

When I worked nightshifts, I had a complete stranger come up to me and ask me this.

It's bizarre. I mean if he was asking me to blow him then fair enough but it'd be like him offering to give me money.

This is why I've kept my photo out of the member photo thread, I don't want you recognising me and judging me based on that one meeting

 

[Bungle]

I just remembered.

I woke myself up with my own snoring last night.

What on earth is that about?

I'm usually woken up by a sharp dig to the ribs from my mrs cos of my snoring, I then go into a rage whilst still half asleep and leave her to scared to nudge me again

 

[ijjysmith]

I'm usually woken up by a sharp dig to the ribs from my mrs cos of my snoring, I then go into a rage whilst still half asleep and leave her to scared to nudge me again

I only ever snore when i'm crazy tired. So I guess I was. Then I pissed myself off by waking me up with it.

 

[toffeejack]

I'm usually woken up by a sharp dig to the ribs from my mrs cos of my snoring, I then go into a rage whilst still half asleep and leave her to scared to nudge me again

sorry, that was me digging into your misses, i was poking you from the inside of her

 

[toffeejack]

Are you asking if you can give me a blow job? I have no problem with that

69, i'll give you a thumb up and you give me a thumb down

#thumbwars

 

[Bungle]

I only ever snore when i'm crazy tired. So I guess I was. Then I pissed myself off by waking me up with it.

I wondered where that was going before I finished the sentence

 

[toffeejack]

lads, the girl in my house bought an easter egg each for the other people in my house but didn't bother with me. and then lined them up in the kitchen with a note for each saying how amazing they are. Helped her out this morning with her spelling because she's dyslexic, wish i cocked it up for her now

#fatbitch

 

[Allezfan]

lads, the girl in my house bought an easter egg each for the other people in my house but didn't bother with me. and then lined them up in the kitchen with a note for each saying how amazing they are. Helped her out this morning with her spelling because she's dyslexic, wish i cocked it up for her now

#fatbitch

You defo did somethign awful to her that she's getting back to you for.

My money's on raping her dog.

 

[Bungle]

lads, the girl in my house bought an easter egg each for the other people in my house but didn't bother with me. and then lined them up in the kitchen with a note for each saying how amazing they are. Helped her out this morning with her spelling because she's dyslexic, wish i cocked it up for her now

#fatbitch

Write her a letter and tell her how you feel, you'll have to read it to her though.

 

[toffeejack]

Write her a letter and tell her how you feel, you'll have to read it to her though.

considering we share a house, i don't think telling her i feel would help in anyway. maybe she heard the fat jokes i made

 

[BlueLlama]

Smash all the eggs then leave a note saying it will take more then eggs to make us like you. Leave it all at her door

 

[toffeejack]

You defo did somethign awful to her that she's getting back to you for.

My money's on raping her dog.

to be fair, she knows i have a great fondness for her dog and if her parents weren't there, i'm not too sure anyone would have been able to save little old fergus

#thumbsupforbeastiality

 

[Bigmaclad]

lads, the girl in my house bought an easter egg each for the other people in my house but didn't bother with me. and then lined them up in the kitchen with a note for each saying how amazing they are. Helped her out this morning with her spelling because she's dyslexic, wish i cocked it up for her now

#fatbitch

What did you do to her?!

And thumb down for the hashtag