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[ijjysmith]

Girlfriend and I have broken up

Oh mate, only just seen this.

It'll be hard for a bit, but it won't last.

This is your first girlfriend isn't it? It won't be your last mate.

And with each one you will learn and eventually you just end up with the perfect one. That's my experience anyway.

Sounds a bit like she's led you on a bit, but I won't go there.

Chin up pal. I won't do a hashtag all day in your honour.

 

[somuchfun]

I'm still trying to work that poster out. Whats it mean SMFun?

It means stay vigilant, mate. Terrorists are pirating films as we speak!

 

[Bungle]

You'll be fine mate, like everyone said it'll be easier with time and it's only natural to feel shi* about it right now. Obviously the other sound advice in this thread is to finger everything that moves (leave your mum alone this time).

 

[Bigmaclad]

Oh mate, only just seen this.

It'll be hard for a bit, but it won't last.

This is your first girlfriend isn't it? It won't be your last mate.

And with each one you will learn and eventually you just end up with the perfect one. That's my experience anyway.

Sounds a bit like she's led you on a bit, but I won't go there.

Chin up pal. I won't do a hashtag all day in your honour.

Yeah it's my first, and even though it didn't last long I enjoyed it, and it has shown me that I'm not hopeless with girls.

She definitely hasn't led me on, she's just said that she's not ready for a relationship, her previous relationships haven't lasted this long anyway so I must have been doing something right.

We're gonna stay in contact, hang out a few times, you never know what'll happen in the future anyway.

 

[Bigmaclad]

You'll be fine mate, like everyone said it'll be easier with time and it's only natural to feel shi* about it right now. Obviously the other sound advice in this thread is to finger everything that moves (leave your mum alone this time).

Cheers Bungle

 

[McBain]

It means stay vigilant, mate. Terrorists are pirating films as we speak!

I've always thought that you know. Help Hollywood in Stopping Terror Now!

 

[McBain]

Yeah it's my first, and even though it didn't last long I enjoyed it, and it has shown me that I'm not hopeless with girls.

She definitely hasn't led me on, she's just said that she's not ready for a relationship, her previous relationships haven't lasted this long anyway so I must have been doing something right.

We're gonna stay in contact, hang out a few times, you never know what'll happen in the future anyway.

Chin Up Junior.

There's bigger, scalier, smellier, uglier fish in the Ocean with your name on them Pal.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Chin Up Junior.

There's bigger, scalier, smellier, uglier fish in the Ocean with your name on them Pal.

Cheers pal!

 

[ijjysmith]

BML,

Two words to cheer you up....

Freshers Week.

 

[Bungle]

#freshersweek

 

[Azzurri]

Arrrr lad freshers week.

Boss!

 

[Julian Carax]

Seems like now is the time you should be booking that lads holiday!

 

[Azzurri]

A little tip Mac (and any other lids) - don't drink too much at Freshers Week. Things go a lot more smoothly with birds when you're not hammered. Smoothly meaning you won't fail to become erect because you're off your tits.

 

[ijjysmith]

A little tip Mac (and any other lids) - don't drink too much at Freshers Week. Things go a lot more smoothly with birds when you're not hammered. Smoothly meaning you won't fail to become erect because you're off your tits.

This is top notch advice.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

A little tip Mac (and any other lids) - don't drink too much at Freshers Week. Things go a lot more smoothly with birds when you're not hammered. Smoothly meaning you won't fail to become erect because you're off your tits.

Plus he might get lucky with a handsome lad if he stays sober and a designated driver?


*wink wink