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Azzurri said:
A little tip Mac (and any other lids) - don't drink too much at Freshers Week. Things go a lot more smoothly with birds when you're not hammered. Smoothly meaning you won't fail to become erect because you're off your tits.
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It's hard to get that balance of Dutch courage and not getting Brewer's droop.

For freshers week you want to be somewhere in the middle of the two so you can yag for ages instead of spilling your beans straight away.

It's a bit like after 3pints you are at your best pool playing ability, for a freshers week one nighter it's more like 8 cheeky vimtos. #tactics
 
Tuesdays and Thursday are Smithy's cooking nights.

Tonight I'm making chip butties and sausage sandwiches.

This will not go down well with mrs Ijjy.

I will report back later how this went.

#pray4me
 
ijjysmith said:
Tuesdays and Thursday are Smithy's cooking nights.

Tonight I'm making chip butties and sausage sandwiches.

This will not go down well with mrs Ijjy.

I will report back later how this went.

#pray4me
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Just check out the GOT recipes thread. Would you like my carbonara recipe? It's got bacon and everything.
 
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