The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Whatever her mum cooks you take one bite and spit it in her face, Grab the plate and smash it over her dads head and demand that she trys harder next time
 
Rub her inner thigh with your foot when you're sat down for dinner, she'll think it's her old man and be horny as fu*k, she'll give him the come to bed nod and he'll be in a cheery mood.

If you can reach give his inner thigh a rub as well
 
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Rub her inner thigh with your foot when you're sat down for dinner, she'll think it's her old man and be horny as fu*k, she'll give him the come to bed nod and he'll be in a cheery mood.

If you can reach give his inner thigh a rub as well
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......aaaaaaaaand we have the reach around advice.
 
When you go there tell them you will only communicate by using the etch-a-sketch you have brought with you

Procced to draw pictures of cocks on it all night
 
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