
Just pray the dad likes football mate.
That's always an easy way in.
Don't sweat it though. Just be you. Don't try too hard.
Might have to meet the girlfriends parents soon, bricking it
Turn up drunk, offer him a massive hug, and a reach around.
Well the parents are seperated so I'll have to meet both of them on different occasions
Turn up drunk, offer him a massive hug, and a reach around.
Not a bad thing.
Do the washing up at the mums.
Talk football with the dad.
Textbook.
What if his dad hates football?!
What if his dad hates football?!
Run for the hills.
Smash him in the face with a 9 iron
Smash him in the face with a 9 iron
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