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Over 40 sneezes now lads

Think I'm gonna die

I had Swine Flu in 2009. I actually thought I was gonna die at several points. I now have destroyed lungs and I'm in the medical world, I looked after myself. I developed an Amoxicillin resistant pneumonia and took until 6 months ago to get my exercise tolerance back. I also got pleurisy and shingles on the way.

Call the docs ijj, if you've proper flu you need medical attention.

I'm not taking the mic btw, if you're ill, get seen by someone.
 
I apologise. I'm a right moody tit when I'm ill.

CAN'T

STOP

SNEEZING


Groucho. What's the sneeze world record for a day?

Me, August 2009.

Seriously, according to common lore, a 12-year-old in England named Donna Griffiths holds the longest attack of sneezing on record. Apparently, she sneezed for over 977 days between January 1981 and September 1983. At first she sneezed every minute, but as the days moved into weeks and years her sneezes occurred about every five minutes.
 
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