In his heart Boris was more socialist than Starmer ever will be, he got dealt a crap hand of cards with both Brexit and Covid, but tried to do the right things for everyone at the time. Starmer had years to dream up this [Poor language removed] show with Rachel from Customer Complaints, and apart from a few union backhanders to train drivers etc has turned his back towards some of the weakest in society…..
It's like a monty python sketch. Pick your favourite part, socialist at heart? brexit a band hand of cards? (who was the 'kin dealer?) covid turned out a great little earner - and they somehow managed to scapegoat only mone so far, "tried to do the right thing" - like illegally prorogue parliament. It's good that the current chancellor gets some stick though, even though you had little to say about kwasi and the eventual 'back stabber' before him.
Oh well, at least the junior doctors are no longer on strike, frank hester and co got their money first though. And who introduced the two child benefit cap? Who removed the nursing bursary? Who delivered the new hospitals, schools, nuclear stations at a rate of one a year, replacement prisons, and millions of new social housing stock?
But but but, Rayner and £1400 quid of undeclared phantom capital gains though. But but but, some knob'ead before politics was playing silly buggers with losing her phone! It's as though the name chris pincher has evaporated from history. Well known and multiple previous occasion sexual molestation pincher.
Let's have a look at Reeves for a moment, apparently her cv wasn't quite as accurate as some demand. Hmmm. Remember when former chancellor zahawi forgot to pay £5M in income tax? Yeaaahh, thought not.
I know, I know, we need some trickle down economic easy wins here, let's turn all cancer care off and use the money for a tax cut for the wealthiest instead.
At least a move like that won't upset jeremy clarkson.
If you choose to be a conveniently selective memoried fool, that's fine, please don't expect it from anyone else. The shysters you've backed have cut you adrift and now it's time you pay their bill. Enjoy.
Scottish independence can't arrive soon enough.