No, he doesnt.
Christ.
You cant just say something and magic it Dave, this is painful, you just keep coming out with statements that simply arent true or if they are "true" I cant find any credible or even non-credible evidence of your outlandish statements.
I always used to consider you fairly intelligent, but recently, im very concerned, are you ok Dave? You taken any blows to the head recently? You been for a check up? This is genuine concern, cos the stuff you are coming out with is based upon fiction.
Doesn’t like labour now,
Hates The Ukraine
What next he joins he orange Lodge?
For a full turn around.
Definitely signs of a Midlife crisis ,
He will be riding around on an electric scooter, baseball hat on over his new mullet hairstyle, while smoking an e cigarette ,
Combat trousers on.
meeting up with his green mates in a coffee shop of lark Lane .
Chatting about the new world order with his new best mate Billy dreadlocks, who lives on a wigwam off grid in his mums back garden.
So the illuminati don't get to track him down.
Because he knows all there secrets , one being starmer is a lizard creature, from another dimension.