The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

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It is now the 8th October so January is quite a few days away. So lets stop getting our knockers in a twist and keep the toys in the pram. We should all wait for news from LCAB.
 

Well yeah, like he did when he came here.

He was pretty moved forced into this move mate, Atletico wanted rid and he got Moylez to break the wage structure to bring him.

We played him last year and paid him top wages and then he goes speaking about what lengths he would do to play for Barca and flirted with City? While he is an Everton player?

I hope we sell him mate, he has no place here.
 
He was pretty moved forced into this move mate, Atletico wanted rid and he got Moylez to break the wage structure to bring him.

We played him last year and paid him top wages and then he goes speaking about what lengths he would do to play for Barca and flirted with City? While he is an Everton player?

I hope we sell him mate, he has no place here.

You over your obsession with his forearms then?

Barca and City? I'll quote you what a certain know-it-all said about those comments :

Unconfirmed comments reported by one tabloid in Holland.


http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/24154-The-Johnny-Colossus-Heitinga-Appreciation-Thread

He's done nothing wrong. Not in this skysports link, he didn't exactly whore himself out did he, he replied he knew nothing of any interest from one of Europes most well known and successful teams and current bundesliga Champions, only that he was flattered.
 
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You over your obsession with his forearms then?

Barca and City? I'll quote you what a certain know-it-all said about those comments :

http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/29527-Heitinga-due-to-speak-on-EvertonTV

Ok that link won't work :(

He's done nothing wrong. Not in this skysports link, he didn't exactly whore himself out did he, he replied he knew nothing of any interest from one of Europes most well known and successful teams and current bundesliga Champions, only that he was flattered.

Yeah as I said to my girlfriend when one of her friends told her that another girl fancied the arse off me.

"I'm obviously flattered. When a girl more attractive than my current bird comes along you can't help take notice. If the chance came for me to sh*g her I'd seriously have to consider my options."
 
Yeah as I said to my girlfriend when one of her friends told her that another girl fancied the arse off me.

"I'm obviously flattered. When a girl more attractive than my current bird comes along you can't help take notice. If the chance came for me to sh*g her I'd seriously have to consider my options."

I hope she doesnt come on here for your sake.
 
Yeah as I said to my casual no strings attached girl when one of her friends told her that another girl fancied the arse off me.

"I'm obviously flattered. When a girl more attractive than my current casual no strings attached girl comes along you can't help take notice. If the chance came for me to sh*g her I'd seriously have to consider my options."

Its not a deep meaningful relationship for John. Its a casual **** buddy who accepts he might move on one day just as she might replace him with a better model if one comes along. Its a mutual agreement.

They might of fancied each other to start with but theres no emotion, just raw passion when in the bedroom.

He might say a few things she takes the wrong way but she often neglects him for an older more experienced **** buddy, but she knows while John might be waiting in the wings for her call now he might get fed up waiting and go for that better looking version.

Who just happens to be a millionaire.

And if John does leave for that millionairess its not like she wasn't expecting it, she knew what he was like when she pulled him.
 

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