The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[kenada_blue]

hmmmm should I play my football under Moyes or McClaren....

He'll be going in January, nailed on, guaranteed.

This is at least the second time he's come out with stuff like this. Get rid.

So that's Johnny, Bilya and Pienaar off in Jan then, yeah?

 

[Toffees_USA]

So that's Johnny, Bilya and Pienaar off in Jan then, yeah?

samba, sessegnon, donovan in

 

[neonleon]

So that's Johnny, Bilya and Pienaar off in Jan then, yeah?

I reckon Pienaar will leave on a free in summer. I think Bily will stay. Johnny will go in January I reckon.

Looks like somethings happened.

 

[chicoazul]

I can't be arsed with him, he whores himself about too much for my liking the tit.

He could do worse than remember how well he is being paid by us.

 

[Blue 1]

samba, sessegnon, donovan in

I like this very much.

 

[EFCNIK]

So dissapointed with Johnny. Loved him. But tbf, pretty much all dutch footballers are flashy carts in their personal lives. Arrogant to. Look at Van Persie, Sneijder etc.

 

[RFUS]

I think he was once asked about Barca, and said he'd ride his bike there if they ever came knocking. Hardly him whoring himself out now. Every player wants to play for Barca.

I think he just wants to do the best he can wherever he is, and right now he's not getting a look in. He's a CB, let's be honest, and he's not playing at CB. He's been crap in midfield, but then he hasn't had many minutes and he had a late exit in the WC obviously.

I've still got faith in him. He's a top player, and I think some people are a bit too touchy. Don't get me wrong, if a player doesn't want to play for us then I'd want them fired out of a cannon/sold/bumraped ASAP, but I don't think that's the case with Johnny. Although I'd still bumrape him.

 

[chicoazul]

He mentioned something about being flattered by City's interest in the summer mate, that aint going to make him flava of the month.

He played in the games against them so he's all too aware of our thoughts of them trampy tits of a club.

 

[EFCNIK]

Although I'd still bumrape him.

Oh definatly. He could do wonders with those lips of his. He's like a karp.

 

[RFUS]

He mentioned something about being flattered by City's interest in the summer mate, that aint going to make him flava of the month.

He played in the games against them so he's all too aware of our thoughts of them trampy tits of a club.

He said the same thing the other day about being linked to Wolfsburg etc. I think he's being honest. It's flattering, that big clubs and clubs who think they're big/only want players who are highly rated, want him.

He should probably keep his trap shut, of course, but it's probably more a case of being a bit silly than being a disloyal asshat.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

So dissapointed with Johnny. Loved him. But tbf, pretty much all dutch footballers are flashy carts in their personal lives. Arrogant to. Look at Van Persie, Sneijder etc.

Sorry mate but thats your fault. You choose to love a complete stranger just because he played for the club you support. If he then turns out to be a complete twonk (not that he has) then its all your fault if you feel dissapointed.

He mentioned something about being flattered by City's interest in the summer mate, that aint going to make him flava of the month.

He played in the games against them so he's all too aware of our thoughts of them trampy tits of a club.

Got any proof of that mate? I expect you do considering how anti dodgy sourced football links you are. And even if its true why should he share the quite frankly riciulous hatred of another club by some fans of the club he plays for. I'd be flatered if a club who could buy anyone in the world was interested in me. Doesn't mean Everton are [Poor language removed] and city are the bestest club in the world.

Is this backlash all because he said that 2 other clubs are big clubs? Is it because he is quite rightly fed up that being a world cup finalist at centre back he is stuck on the bench or in midfield? Maybe but as he has said absolutely nothing of the sort in public who knows?

Or maybe its because he was promised when he signed he would be in a team challenging for a Champions League spot. Instead that team has scraped an 8th place finish and is currently sat 17th with 1 win in 7 games. Who knows.

But saying you wouldn't mind playing for one of the best club sides of all time is hardly a heinous crime.

Maybe if he came out and falsely kissed the badge like Fellaini did people would love him and wouldn't try and twist things to suit their agenda just because they are worried he might leave at some point.

And i hate to say this but turning on one of our players over a perfectly reasonable comment that may well of got lost in translation is kopite behavior.

So stop it

 

[EFCNIK]

Sorry mate but thats your fault. You choose to love a complete stranger just because he played for the club you support. If he then turns out to be a complete twonk (not that he has) then its all your fault if you feel dissapointed.

Are you telling me you're not head over heels with Mikel? Get back you monster!

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Are you telling me you're not head over heels with Mikel? Get back you monster!

Pure animal lust, yeah sure but there's no emotion.

 

[RFUS]

Pure animal lust, yeah sure but there's no emotion.

Tell me that doesn't bring as many tears to your eyes as it does your manstick. Go on. I won't believe you.

 

[EFCNIK]

Pure animal lust, yeah sure but there's no emotion.

I'm sure as you were thrusting him like a sex starved baboon you'd whisper that you loved him into his ear. Then break out into a full rendition of Hero by Enrique Iglesias. Full video and everything. Bedroom wall drops and theres just backing dancers and a scene of unadulterated joy.