The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[chicoazul]

I would let Heitinga rot in the reserves for what he's done.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Moyes is worth it. Johnny aint. Moyes has proven his loyalty. Heitinga hasn't. So he plays for Holland. Whoopdie F*ckin Doo. He looked like a yard dog in the world cup final anyway. He was hardly the reason they got there.

But yeah, fine, its your opinion. Enjoy it.

And I'm dead sorry if I've hurt young Johnny's feelings. He's probably at home, watching a DVD of the Bayern semi final whilst sewing an Everton badge onto his kids jogger suit, tears running down his face at my ascerbic words.

Not true he says not true. I'm everton till I die. I've been so misunderstood.

Whatever. If he doesn't want the fan base to get the wrong idea he shouldn't respond to public interest by crawling up that clubs arse publicly.

He didn't crawl up any clubs arse. He said he knew nothing of any interest but was flattered. I'll keep an eye out for next time a player gets linked with us and whether they say anything complimentery about us whatsoever. Cause if they do i don't want them here because they obviously have no respect for the club they play for.

 

[chicoazul]

I'd make him train with the youth team.

 

[neonleon]

I'd make him train with the youth team.

I'd make him train with Wolfsburg's youth team.

Double sessions in his underwear.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I'd make him travel on a virgin train service with no tea.

 

[neonleon]

I'd make him travel on a virgin train service with no tea.

Virgin First class with no coffee, get it right.

I was in a right Branston pickle.

 

[chicoazul]

I'd make him travel on a virgin train service with no tea.

Now that's just cruel mate, he hasn't done us over that much.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Virgin First class with no coffee, get it right.

I was in a right Branston pickle.

Stick him in the mail carriage with an ice t.

 

[Robert Jarvis]

I would make him drink the coffee, serve him right.

 

[HirsuteBlue]

Bye Johnny, go mope elsewhere.

 

[chicoazul]

 

[ijjysmith]

Bye Johnny, go mope elsewhere.

But not until Jags is fit again please.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Which one do they suck the ants up with?

 

[EFCNIK]

woooooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

 

[Bundy]

Heitinga is single handly the reason why we are so crap this year. Transfer to Tranmere on a free and let him rot.