The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[Fletch]

YouTube - Johnny Heitinga Interview Interrupted By Phil Neville

 

[Matt Damon]

YouTube - Johnny Heitinga Interview Interrupted By Phil Neville

HAHA. The interviewer goes to the colossus when he see's the person hitting the window:

"Do you know him?"

HAHA

 

[ChicagoToffee]

His answer: "That's Phil Neville, he's my captain."

Even on crutches, Pip gets the props.

 

[kenada_blue]

The ****s Pip doing just hobbling down the street and happening to bump into the Colossus in a cafe? Weird but funny.

 

[Hayee]

The ****s Pip doing just hobbling down the street and happening to bump into the Colossus in a cafe? Weird but funny.

premeditated

 

[Fletch]

Whats funnier is that for a split second, Jonny doesnt recognise who it is......just some local nutter

 

[spikeman]

When Johnny Heitinga does a pushup, he's isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

 

[kenada_blue]

Heitinga doesnt get aids. Aids gets him.

 

[spikeman]

Chuck Norris' only fear... Johnny Heitinga.

 

[Brownie]

Of the people that are lucky enough to meet John, 76% go on to join the army, 21% become professional athletes and 3% enjoy successful careers as slightly effeminate TV presenters.

 

[BlueTak]

Whats funnier is that for a split second, Jonny doesnt recognise who it is......just some local nutter

 

[Muggins]

Terminator,
T1000,
Predator,
Rambo,
Aliens (all of them)
Jason Bourne,
James Bond,
Freddie Kruger,
Mad Max,
Biff Tannen,
& Roy Keane,

V

Johnny Heitinga.

with his hands tied to make it fair.

 

[Topblue]

Superman has Johnny H pyjamas.

 

[DualityNSNO]

I heard Johnny H killed two stones with one bird the other day...

 

[Bluelass]

Of the people that are lucky enough to meet John, 76% go on to join the army, 21% become professional athletes and 3% enjoy successful careers as slightly effeminate TV presenters.

ouch! I was lucky enough to meet him last wednesday at Schiphol airport, he was on the same flight as me back to Manchester.
What a lovely guy! Very chatty, really softly spoken and just well, gorgeous!
I asked him if he knew how much the fans loved him and he said (in that sexy accent), 'yesh, I think sho, itsh a very good feeling'.

For an awful moment I thought he might have been injured hence his being in Amsterdam midweek but he said he was visiting family.

I loved him to bits before then, love him even more now.
Once I work out how to download pics off my phone I'll post it.
No one else seemed to recognise him though. How strange!

Step aside Nuno, John Heitinga is the man.