The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[DJ Alvez]

Heitinga doesnt get aids. Aids gets him.

Lol.
My fave player at the moment. Could have decked 3 players plus wiley yesterday. Needed someone like him for a while. Just love his commitment.

 

[Hayee]

Messi has Jonny's autograph

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Messi wants Johnny's autograph

fixed.

 

[Hayee]

fixed.

cheers

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Johnny Heitinger sleeps in Pat Butchers woumb at night....

 

[Cash Kipper Cahoots Club]

Johnny Heitinger sleeps in Pat Butchers woumb at night....

bizarre

 

[Matt Damon]

ouch! I was lucky enough to meet him last wednesday at Schiphol airport, he was on the same flight as me back to Manchester.
What a lovely guy! Very chatty, really softly spoken and just well, gorgeous!
I asked him if he knew how much the fans loved him and he said (in that sexy accent), 'yesh, I think sho, itsh a very good feeling'.

For an awful moment I thought he might have been injured hence his being in Amsterdam midweek but he said he was visiting family.

I loved him to bits before then, love him even more now.
Once I work out how to download pics off my phone I'll post it.
No one else seemed to recognise him though. How strange!

Step aside Nuno, John Heitinga is the man.

 

[StDomingosGringo]

Johnny Heitinga is the reason there are no elements in the Periodic table starting with a J. Nobody knows what he's made from.

 

[Fletch]

There are only two man made objects on earth visible from space.

1. The Great Wall of China
2. Jonny Heitinga

 

[ijjysmith]

I heard johnny has an xbox AND a playstation. Crikey!

 

[StDomingosGringo]

The Big Bang was preceeded by 4 words from Johnny Heitinga.

"Who spilled my pint?"

 

[Muggins]

This is my favourite thread.

Whoever started this is a genius.

 

[Desaparecido]

The Big Bang was preceeded by 4 words from Johnny Heitinga.

"Who spilled my pint?"

LOL

I get the feeling that's an old one, but still.

 

[chicoazul]

John Heitinga sleeps in Sharpy's shed with the roof left open.

 

[Can't buy class]

Cannot wait to see Johnny make a mess of that little **** Bellamy tonight, it's going to look like some form of welsh roadkill!