The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[little curly alan ball]

Oh right. Thanks. This Heitinga one wont necessarily be confirmed tonight then?

<slopes off to watch Wallander>

L.C.A.B. is a great poster and gives some great information but aint god! Give the man some slack and stop asking him to do miracles and answer that.

Keep up the good work LCAB

No , I would GUESS , no . For the reasons I have mentioned . Say what you like about the internal workings of our club , but I know for certain that these have grafted LONG over the past week . Thus , if it's done , why bother announcing at 11pm ??? Especially when they've got to do exactly the same thing - i.e, graft ,from early doors anyway ??? hey've got fambos too .

Oh , cheers , Luke .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Does the yes mean what we hope it means?

Pls see above . YES !!!

 

[EFCTim Cahill]

It seems as though LCAB is GOTs version of the dude with the ridiculous amount of phones on the coverage of transfer deadline day on sky sports news who is in the know.

nice one mate

 

[little curly alan ball]

It seems as though LCAB is GOTs version of the dude with the ridiculous amount of phones on the coverage of transfer deadline day on sky sports news who is in the know.

nice one mate

Cheers Tim , but I assure you I have 1 mobile , and 1 house phone , and 1 mate who puts me right on this stuff .
As Luke said , The Almighty , I am not - though , in fairnes , I never said / hinted / insinuated / or even " signed " , that I was .
Just to clarify .

 

[ToxtethBlue]

Cheers Tim , but I assure you I have 1 mobile , and 1 house phone , and 1 mate who puts me right on this stuff .
As Luke said , The Almighty , I am not - though , in fairnes , I never said / hinted / insinuated / or even " signed " , that I was .
Just to clarify .

Your up there with King Louis in my eyes.

 

[Blue Wiz]

Hope we can agree on his personal contract. But if he stand firm on his £50k/Week minimum.. then I'm sceptic that he'll come, even though he wants it.

But I still hope though!

 

[CaptainBlood]

Pls see above . YES !!!

LCAB

Has he had a medical yet do you know??

 

[EFCTim Cahill]

Cheers Tim , but I assure you I have 1 mobile , and 1 house phone , and 1 mate who puts me right on this stuff .
As Luke said , The Almighty , I am not - though , in fairnes , I never said / hinted / insinuated / or even " signed " , that I was .
Just to clarify .

have you heard anything of the supposed Van der Vaart interest?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Just on 2,000 people online at the minute, clearly heard of lcab....

 

[little curly alan ball]

It seems as though LCAB is GOTs version of the dude with the ridiculous amount of phones on the coverage of transfer deadline day on sky sports news who is in the know.

nice one mate

Mate , I can assure you , that I have 1 mobile phone , 1 land-line and 1 mate who keeps me abreast of this stuff .
As Luke said , I am not God - though in fairness I have never said / hinted / insinuated / or even , " signed " , that I was .
Just to clarify .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Just on 2,000 people online at the minute, clearly heard of lcab....

Oh , I so-o-o-o-o-oooooo hope not , Dan
Swear to God .

Jesus , you know me , kid !!!

Infamy infamy ... you know the rest .

 

[kenada_blue]

Just on 2,000 people online at the minute, clearly heard of lcab....

Can picture you trying to put the flames out on your server mate lol

 

[little curly alan ball]

have you heard anything of the supposed Van der Vaart interest?

L.C.A.B. tapes up mouth , but shakes head to Timmy - and would personally wish this one to happen , but head shakes are all I can offer .

 

[little curly alan ball]

LCAB

Has he had a medical yet do you know??

Mate , I've said . I know fuk all since yday . No clue , lad .
Would assume it's either done , or wil be a.m. GUESSING HERE .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Your up there with King Louis in my eyes.

Don't you start , Tox-Teth .