The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[composter]

I reckon Johnnys more surprised that Jags and Distin are still here

 

[Bob Elstone]

I'm surprised jonathon is still here.

I know bill was confident we could fleece some Germans for him. A couple of the banks would have liked that!

He is a loud mouth that's for sure.

 

[Summerskin]

Johnny deserves to be in the starting 11 week in week out. He adds steel and a bit of composure on the ball from the back!!

*Hahahahahahaha*

Goals against Blackpool and Wolverhampton at home were conceded due to him pussying out of tackles.

 

[Warzycha's Caterpillar]

Me too.

Obviously Hibbert and Cahill should be our first choice center backs.

Don't laugh but i'd rather have Cahill at centre-back than Neville or Hibbert. I honestly think he has more of the attributes needed.

 

[micknick]

Pleasantly suprised I am but I thought he was a gonner 6 months ago.

Anybody else?

I remember somebody was running a pretty awesome Heitinga loyalty scale.

Oh Sylvain- your avatar:

[video=youtube;IfeyUGZt8nk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk[/video]

 

[nickydisco]

yea, the lad never looks happy

 

[Sylvain]

Can we get him to grow his hair out a a bit and then send him to Arsenal with Jag's passport in exchange for £12m?

I doubt they'd realise, it's not like Wenger's ever never noticed the difference between koscielny and a competent defender.

 

[RFUS]

Where are we at now Leon?

He's stayed put and sent out some nice tweets of late. I'm feeling the love.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Think he's back at the blue bar now, isn't he?

Also, that was a nice goal he scored last night for the oranje.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

he cant wait to rake 'The Feyenoord rotzak' daily in training, thats what he tweeted to wesley, arjen and johnny metgod anyway.

 

[RFUS]

he cant wait to rake 'The Feyenoord rotzak' daily in training, thats what he tweeted to wesley, arjen and johnny metgod anyway.

Google translate has informed me that "rotzak" means "scoundrel".

As for "rake" I'm not sure what he means. In my dreams though that "k" is a "p".

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Google translate has informed me that "rotzak" means "scoundrel".

As for "rake" I'm not sure what he means. In my dreams though that "k" is a "p".

http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Dutch+%28Holland%2FBelgium%29

 

[RFUS]

http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Dutch+%28Holland%2FBelgium%29

[Poor language removed] sounds a bit more malicious than scoundrel. =/

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Phoarrrrrrr

and for purps

 

[Sharpys top lip]

He's out for 2 weeks, said so on his twitter account.