The Heatwave

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Just had a storm in plymouth. The air... smells weird. Like dusty.

I've never been to Plymouth. Guessing that's not normal? I'd take dusty over the smog stink I get here usually ?

 

[WA Toffee]

Was in the 40s and high 30’s all last summer it was awful. 40+ is literally like facing an oven.

40 is ok, 45 is the next good number because that is when the flies take shelter. Between 40 and 45 sucks balls - hot and flies

 

[MikeH72]

Slept using a damp towel as a duvet last night and a damp flannel on my pillow, it’s a game changer lads.

 

[summerisle]

I remember the1976 heatwave, especially the wide variety of ice lollies - happier times.

 

[Joey66]

Slept using a damp towel as a duvet last night and a damp flannel on my pillow, it’s a game changer lads.

Be honest you wet the bed lol

 

[MikeH72]

Be honest you wet the bed lol

Good one for you that Joey.

 

[summerisle]

*considers changing username.

 

[kev]

Just had a storm in plymouth. The air... smells weird. Like dusty.

PETRICHOR = One of my favourite words for this time of year.

pet·ri·chor
[ˈpɛtrʌɪkɔː]
NOUN
a pleasant smell that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm, dry weather:
"other than the petrichor emanating from the rapidly drying grass, there was not a trace of evidence that it had rained at all"

 

[Littlesue]

I remember the1976 heatwave, especially the wide variety of ice lollies - happier times.

I see the Health service advising women not to put ice lollollies in their vaginas during the heat

 

[summerisle]

Don't forget to drink plenty of liquids.

 

[summerisle]

No chocolate though.

 

[Kurt.]

Pouring with rain here now ?

 

[Goat]

Slept using a damp towel as a duvet last night and a damp flannel on my pillow, it’s a game changer lads.

My missus is putting hot water bottles in the freezer mert.

THATS a game changer.

 

[Bungle]

You need to emigrate to warmer climes and start a new career in the porn industry

He needs to stop referring to his cock as little nymzee is the advice I'd have gone with.

 

[Littlesue]

My missus is putting hot water bottles in the freezer mert.

THATS a game changer.

I been filling large coke bottles with water and leaving them in freezer, half an hour before bed I put them in bed and sleep with them