Honest to fcuk, me toes are curled here. No kidding.
That's the biggest PR own goal since Jerry Lee Lewis married a 12 year old.
Un-fcuking-believable.
I was asked to promote it (not by the club of course, as if they would utilise their online fan base....)
Couldn't bring myself to do it. Soon as I seen the word Haka I cringed.
which is why kipper got all the publicity, as they said it was a competition on kipper.
they announced it as "a competition on bluekipper to write a Haka" thats what the guy with the permatan and jet black hair said on the mic (wonder what dye he uses).
I was asked to promote it (not by the club of course, as if they would utilise their online fan base....)
Couldn't bring myself to do it. Soon as I seen the word Haka I cringed.

Who on Earth would want that promoted? It's like something St Helens rugby club would knock together to boost attendance before a bank holiday clash with the Catalan Dragons: "Ey up, come and see t'Haka and a monster truck race. It'll be flamin' grand I tell thee".
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Im taking a hammering here from my kopite brother on MSN. Sad, sad day.
I think it's Wigan for the bank holiday clash, and I could swear that you're talking with a Yorkshire accent there, Dave.![]()



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