The five worst strikers you've seen play for Everton

[tim cahill]

John Spencer has got to be the worst. Most of the others had something about them but he had absolutely nothing.

 

[tim cahill]

Beattie was pretty poor for us.

 

[tomlyes]

Nick Chadwick

 

[voodoobloo]

...if I remember rightly, he scored a couple of crucial goals for us.

He was good in some of the few games he played, I think he scored with his behind in one? There are some daft names in these lists - Yak was a fantastic goal scorer in his first full season with us and scored wherever he went.

 

[voodoobloo]

Madar - 6 in 19 for us not bad compared to some of the rubbish we had around then.
3 caps for France too and played for PSG, Monaco and Deportivo.

Scored a couple of good volleys for us. Not having him in the same list as Angell, Bakayoko or Spencer.

 

[thirdmantackle]

The Yak was sensational the year he signed for us and the previous year
Feed the Yak

 

[nsno-chris]

How dare people mention the Straq

You animals

Brett Angell was the worst striker, strike that, worst footballer to grace out beautiful blue top

God damn awful atrocious player

 

[Toffeeslam]

How dare people mention the Straq

You animals

Brett Angell was the worst striker, strike that, worst footballer to grace out beautiful blue top

God damn awful atrocious player

Brett Angell = great shout how bad was he.....

Also Bakayoko was not great either in my opinion

 

[Joey66]

Bernie the bolt Wright -Strach - Rod Belfitt - Ernie Hunt - Brett Angel!

 

[Walken]

Madar - 6 in 19 for us not bad compared to some of the rubbish we had around then.
3 caps for France too and played for PSG, Monaco and Deportivo.

Scored a couple of good volleys for us. Not having him in the same list as Angell, Bakayoko or Spencer.

pound for pound one of the most beautiful men we've signed

 

[scottym]

My head has completely fallen off at seeing Yak getting mentioned in here. Madness.

 

[LABlue2]

Arouna Kone, utter tosh

 

[Neveryourfault]

1. John Spencer
2. Brett Angell
3. Ibrihima Bakayoko
4. Stuart Barlow
5. Denis Stracquarlsi

 

[OldDominionBlue]

Jo

This and only this

 

[Eggs]

Bernie the bolt Wright -Strach - Rod Belfitt - Ernie Hunt - Brett Angel!

...Ernie Hunt is a shout, Joey. Bought on the back of that fantastic free kick that Willie Carr flicked up for him but he was a disappointment.