davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Cheers Dave
Just put me trousers back on after pounding away listening to that. Excellent bit of insincerity to start with, nicely cranked up with plenty of verbal dyssentry, a sprinkling of lies at constant rhythmic intervals, and a cresendo of absolute avoidance of real issues affecting the club.
Bill really does hit the spot.
I admired Ian'Wrighty'Wright's searing interviewing style to get at the truth:
Ian'Wrighty'Wright: "Bill, tell me - as the best Evertonian that's ever lived - do you hate the people who want you out, or do you feel really, really sorry for them that they suck balls and will never be as great an Evertonian as you?".

