The drunk thread

[toffeestillidie]

sober now but this thread should be sticky so i can find it when i'm drunk

 

[bluejock]

If you don't finger a girl in Newcastle then you are sh*t and your life isn't worth living.

This. A million times this.

If you don't head home from the 'Toon with smelly fingers then you might as well commit suicide by axe.

You also haven't experienced a night out there unless you've heard the mating cry of the Geordie male. Usually around 2am, outside a kebab shop down Quayside, you'll hear the cry; "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeer!"

Attenborough was going to make a documentary about them I heard

 

[micknick]

Wayhay!!!!

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I'd forgotten how much I got on with Whiskey. Great friends we are.

 

[TheFinnFan]

&

 

[chicoazul]

Wayhay!!!!

Brilliant. The inner workings of Mick,s mind when he's drunk. He regresses to being five years old.

 

[Phenom]

Brilliant. The inner workings of Mick,s mind when he's drunk. He regresses to being five years old.

Aint you pissed yet sir?

 

[chicoazul]

Aint you pissed yet sir?

Stood on Port Talbot Parkway surrounded by red Welsh shirts mate. All good

 

[Phenom]

Stood on Port Talbot Parkway surrounded by red Welsh shirts mate. All good

Good stuff mate, make sure you have you anti english songs ready.

 

[chicoazul]

Good stuff mate, make sure you have you anti english songs ready.

I shall be joining in with pride mate. Meeting up with a good set of lads so I should learn some more.

 

[Tubey]

Where's the drunk thread?

I'm too drunk to find it. Biggest flaw of this forum tbh. Should be stickied.

BAN D/D FFS.

 

[RFUS]

You type remarkably well when pissed, mate.

Kudos.

 

[chrissyjack]

The Drunk Thread ? Maybe someone threw up all over it

 

[spikeman]

I'm too drunk to find it. Biggest flaw of this forum tbh. Should be stickied.

BAN D/D FFS.

No typo's or grammatical errors = you're not drunk enough to use that excuse.

 

[Tubey]

You type remarkably well when pissed, mate.

Kudos.

No typo's or grammatical errors = you're not drunk enough to use that excuse.

UR GAY AND SHUD FEEL BAD FFS

Srsly though, five pints of homebrew, two glasses of that Grouse whiskey stuff and three cans of Export. I haven't drank in three years properly like.

I think typing has become instinctual.... ffs work etc.