The drunk thread

[Jamo Martinez]

Hiya everyone

 

[DualityNSNO]

Hiya everyone

Hi James

 

[chicoazul]

I am a bit.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Im comfortably merry but annoyed that people have actually got lives and are neither posting on here or appreciating my witticisms on facebook.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Just got home and pissed out of my mind. Started drinking vodka at 7:30 and it's 11:30 and that as long as I can can go tonight...Just thinking that next weekend the blues will be FUKING victorious against the Spurs and I will be celebrating like a madman next week.

COYB!!!!!!

 

[Frank Drebin]

Just got home and pissed out of my mind. Started drinking vodka at 7:30 and it's 11:30 and that as long as I can can go tonight...Just thinking that next weekend the blues will be FUKING victorious against the Spurs and I will be celebrating like a madman next week.

COYB!!!!!!

Good lord with that optimism you must have drank vodka like a greedy russian. Mind you im still drinking wine listening to professor green and enjoying it so i must be out my skull.

 

[heatmeiser]

Good lord with that optimism you must have drank vodka like a greedy russian. Mind you im still drinking wine listening to professor green and enjoying it so i must be out my skull.

HARDCORE - apart from the Professor Green bit, that's just unfortunate.

My head feels like somebody scooped out my brain and replaced it with a fat man's arse, and then that arse is sh*tting into my eyeballs and my eyeballs are screaming "WHHYYYYYY? WHY US????" and then bursting and being replaced with other eyeballs, but really rubbish ones that don't work properly.

Regretting it here.

 

[chicoazul]

My sofa it soothes my pulsating head. Damn you beer. Damn you cider. Damn you dark rum and coke. Damn you black sambuca.

 

[EFCNIK]

About to leave for the airport to malia. Already slightly smashed :/

 

[chicoazul]

About to leave for the airport to malia. Already slightly smashed :/

You will get bummed.

 

[heatmeiser]

Awful isn't it.

I think I'll have a crafty wank over that girl on Mythbusters.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

My sofa it soothes my pulsating head. Damn you beer. Damn you cider. Damn you dark rum and coke. Damn you black sambuca.

I hate it when they gang up on you. It's not a fair fight

 

[chicoazul]

I hate it when they gang up on you. It's not a fair fight

Agreed, they jumped me mate.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Agreed, they jumped me mate.

The bastids. You'd have taken any two of them but four is too much.
I know the feeling. You're getting on with the beer like a house on fire. The beer introduces you to his mate cider. He seems like a buzz so you think nothing of it when he rings a couple more mates. Next thing you know, Your frontal lobe is getting bummed brutally in an alley.

 

[heatmeiser]

If you were drinking cider you deserve all you get to be fair.

Especially if it was that awful Kopparberg pish.