The drunk thread

[kithnou]

Properly sloshed now. Had some quality talks on this here forum and wanted to acknowledge what it means for a overseas Evertonian to be able to talk about the club he loves. Never-mind the utter bubbles some of you chat like, but thanks yo @GrandOldTeam for all your efforts in providing a sustainable place in which I can talk bollocks about the boys in royal blue.

These are not ramblings of a drunk man!

 

[Kiwi]

These are not ramblings of a drunk man!

You don't understand how long it took me to type that soliloquy haha. I was painstakingly slow and pedantic about spelling.

 

[evertoniandy]

In the past 58 hours, I've been drinking for 36 of them.

Liver, I apologise.

Brain, where were you?

 

[R.Reddington]

Absolutely done in here. Are we gonna beat Southshit?

 

[R.Reddington]

WHAT'S OUR NAME

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

Had 4 tinnies. Watched game. Bought 12 more. See you later then. Newcastle Ffs...

 

[kithnou]

In the past 58 hours, I've been drinking for 36 of them.

Liver, I apologise.

Brain, where were you?

Don't blame you. What, having McGeady representing your country and all

 

[evertoniandy]

Don't blame you. What, having McGeady representing your country and all

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Just vaulting this now so that it's easier to find later.

 

[Chang Elephant]

Moderation in everything lads.

We Are Everton

 

[McBain]

@EFCNIK @Brennan

Did I get the Paedo thread banned?

I was pretty Drunk last night!

 

[peteblue]

@EFCNIK @Brennan

Did I get the Paedo thread banned?

I was pretty Drunk last night!

You did mate. Posting gif's of your swinging genitals played badly. TBf, Woolly and Chrissy enjoyed them but it was a bit OTT.............

 

[EFCNIK]

@EFCNIK @Brennan

Did I get the Paedo thread banned?

I was pretty Drunk last night!

Yes mate. You were full on endorsing rolf harris but we let you off coz we knew you were drunk. The modz asked my opinion on the matter but I told them to go easy. You're welcome.

 

[bluemangroup]

pulled earlier, went to finger her but it was pure hairy so i pulled out rapido

What have i just red...

FTY tried to finger his cat.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I'm on the drunk side of merry but, bizarrely, still seem able to type properly.
At least, the text looks OK to me.