The drunk thread

[johnnydawg68]

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[evertoniandy]

Making sure a mate of mine who's visiting doesn't throw up anywhere other than the bucket under his chin. Eejit tried to force feed me spiced rum and ended up bollocksed.

 

[ilikecheese]

@Kurt

 

[evertoniandy]

Just cooked my chopping board.

 

[blue4eva77]

Just cooked my chopping board.

Haha

FFS.

 

[COYB]

thursday nights
are the new fridays
alrite lidzzz

 

[Arteta2391]

Anyone familiar with urine/blood chemical tests for alcohol?

 

[orly]

Anyone familiar with urine/blood chemical tests for alcohol?

can't say i've used either as a substitute for booze

 

[GwladysBlue]

Literally cannot remember how I got home last night, Stella should be made illegal.

 

[TheFinnFan]

My mate fell a sleep in shower....his arse was on sewer hole...
....Ffs. ..You know what happened...Water all over the flat and on top of all there was pub under that apartment..Water drained on the pubs cash registerxxxxxxxxx mega lol

 

[dannyr2811]

Don't really remember last night just drank lots of cider.. work was a killer

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

I didn't know this was here. How lovely. See you soon...

 

[JAYTALITY]

It's thattime ming.suck, lost on dame street in town.going to.the ranch in ballyfermot. Match of the day recorded tonight.I.heard we only.sing. When we're winner. Fug off.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Just cooked my chopping board.

Both my chopping boards have burns from being put on top of the gas hob while on. One wood and singed, one plastic and deformed..

 

[FTY]

i'm steaming aha sound