The Croatian situation

LouReedwalkonthewildside · August 15, 2017

bluerobert said:
That could be spicy

There would be Split players on their arses all over the gaff.

Wayno · August 15, 2017

Funny that insta. Be even funnier if he got disciplined for it.

bluerobert · August 15, 2017

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
There would be Split players on their arses all over the gaff.

We'd have to have the UN in as stand in stewards. Proper mairdeh

Walken · August 15, 2017

AndyC said:
Really ?

I'll lend you a crossbow

Boss_Blue · August 15, 2017

Walken said:
I'll lend you a crossbow

I'm bringing my black widow catapult and a bag of ball bearings.

#deathfromabove

Khalekan · August 15, 2017

Barnfred 55 said:
Do you speak Slavic or were they posting in English for our benefit?

lol

cromofo · August 16, 2017

Layne said:
Just put a microwave or television in the away end and they'll be dazzled by the futuristic technology and won't be any bother.

They'll chuck some dental floss and toothpaste in the home end mate. Clear the area quick.

Tool up boyos.

Huyton Layne · August 16, 2017

cromofo said:
They'll chuck some dental floss and toothpaste in the home end mate. Clear the area quick.

Tool up boyos.

Run lads, they know the internet exists

cromofo · August 16, 2017

Layne said:
Run lads, they know the internet exists

It's getting real now

Gwladys St. Glory · August 16, 2017

devogue said:

We seem to have countered with maximum firepower...

chicoazul · August 16, 2017

The ones on here have been edgy box room ultras. Pipe down virgin Gorans. Hopefully their parents and guardians will come to our city, drink beer and have fun without the passive aggressive threat of some shithouse on a moped and his mates blindsiding you when you're on your own at 3am.

It's a football match lads. Go enjoy. Everton will not doubt help the Croatian experience by dipping out on away goals.

Gwladys St. Glory · August 16, 2017

chicoazul said:
The ones on here have been edgy box room ultras. Pipe down virgin Gorans. Hopefully their parents and guardians will come to our city, drink beer and have fun without the passive aggressive threat of some shithouse on a moped and his mates blindsiding you when you're on your own at 3am.

It's a football match lads. Go enjoy. Everton will not doubt help the Croatian experience by dipping out on away goals.

Have they not seen my Darijo Srna avatar? We come in peace and liquor in the name of the mighty Darijo.

degsy · August 16, 2017

Eggs said:
...saw the thread title and thought a war had broken out.

It's never far away over there Eggs, If they can't find somebody to fight they'll fight each other. Having played against them numerous times they like to 'give it' (even in a 'social' 6 a side summer evening Comp.) but get really upset when you give it back. They respond well to having a foot on their throat and a severe lecturing...luckily we had one of those - you know the type - the innocuous looking, but it's there if you know what to look for, Psycho's...all sweetness and light after that.

Eggs · August 16, 2017

degsy said:
It's never far away over there Eggs, If they can't find somebody to fight they'll fight each other. Having played against them numerous times they like to 'give it' (even in a 'social' 6 a side summer evening Comp.) but get really upset when you give it back. They respond well to having a foot on their throat and a severe lecturing...luckily we had one of those - you know the type - the innocuous looking, but it's there if you know what to look for, Psycho's...all sweetness and light after that.

..I went there in the 70s and remember a big lad giving somebody a real slapping in a bar. Always stuck with me did that.