The Clubs Richarlison statement.

[f.t.r.s]

Sad day to be a blue, what I'd give for a competent owner....
Moshiri tried but clearly isn't up to it....
The sooner kenwrights gone the better

 

[Noble Savage]

"We'd like to thank Richy for his efforts during his time here. Richy leaves a big hole in the team and the manager will be given every assistance in the coming weeks to strengthen the squad".

I think this will be it. One hundred percent.

 

[HalfTimeSayers]

Twitter admin to go rogue and post the club motto followed by an enlarged pixilated middle finger emoji.

 

[kiss the crest]

I just hope Lampard enjoyed the thrill of a relegation battle, because he'll be having another next season. Gone by Christmas, if our recent record is anything to go by - though whether he resigns to take another job or is sacked is another thing.

What is very worrying is, some rumours doing the rounds that Moshiri wanted him sacked in May and replaced by Pellegrini ?? just one mistake after another.
Now he will be told get us into Europe with the squad you have or your gone

 

[4737carlin]

The sad thing is there will be some idiots who will find away to moan about him once he has gone and boo him, just look at Arteta and Rooney

 

[ArtetaMoney]

“Richarlison leaves the club for an undisclosed fee, thank you for your efforts Richy”

Closely followed by a stadium update.

 

[Pat Butcher]

The image of him will fade away & reveal our new number 7, Harry Winks.

 

[Upper Bullens Blue]

The saddest thing is that iconic image of him with the blue smoke canister is just another piece of our history now, like Alan Ball's white boots and Big Dunc strangling Freund.

We have so few characters in the team, we can't afford to lose someone like Richarlison.

 

[Bkk Andy]

Will be short and sweet.

"Everton Football Club can confirm that we have completed the permanent transfer of Richarlison to Tottenham Hotspur, for an undisclosed fee.

We would like to thank Richarlison for his efforts whilst at the club, and wish him well for the future."

THE END

Word for word

 

[Houghty19]

No chance Levy paid a penny towards that meal. Probably had lobster and everything.

Bet he had a starter and a pudding as well.

 

[BiggyRat]

I know what Spurs' statement will say...

"Daniel asked himself "What would Everton do?", so he bought Richarlison!"

 

[Amokachi1995]

Need one of these for Richies Instagram leaving post and how much/not at all he'll celebrate when scoring against us.

 

[BiggyRat]

“Richarlison leaves the club for an undisclosed fee, thank you for your efforts Richy”

Closely followed by a stadium update.

Or a Season Ticket pricing update!

 

[JLW]

The sad thing is there will be some idiots who will find away to moan about him once he has gone and boo him, just look at Arteta and Rooney

Someone has already posted the Tarkowski tackle with Richarlison on the floor saying ‘he got the ball’

 

[KaiserEFC]

Richarlison has been sold to Spurs for an undisclosed fee

immediately followed by:

EitC Champions from Year 5 at St Clabberts have been clearing up plastic bottles from the side of the M56 complete with a gallery of photos