The Clubs Richarlison statement.

[BNJ1878]

You know the drill.

It's never the clubs lack of effort or gross mismanagement.....

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

None of the above. I think he’ll just leave “with our thanks and best wishes for the future”

 

[davek]

"We'd like to thank Richy for his efforts during his time here. Richy leaves a big hole in the team and the manager will be given every assistance in the coming weeks to strengthen the squad".

 

[ToffeeTim]

Will be short and sweet.

"Everton Football Club can confirm that we have completed the permanent transfer of Richarlison to Tottenham Hotspur, for an undisclosed fee.

We would like to thank Richarlison for his efforts whilst at the club, and wish him well for the future."

THE END

 

[DanEFC92]

We are delighted to also confirm the signing of Harry Winks on a 5 year deal #WinksIsABlue #TiddlyWinks

 

[mahermi1]

None of the above. I think he’ll just leave “with our thanks and best wishes for the future”

And thank you for a the spurs squad player for half the price in return, p.s the meal was lovely Daniel.

 

[MikeH72]

Will be short and sweet.

"Everton Football Club can confirm that we have completed the permanent transfer of Richarlison to Tottenham Hotspur, for an undisclosed fee.

We would like to thank Richarlison for his efforts whilst at the club, and wish him well for the future."

THE END

100% will add this in.

 

[Upper Bullens Blue]

Yeah, it will just be "undisclosed fee" and "thanks for his service".

It should be "in line with our incompetence, lack of ambition, stupidity and gross negligence, we've decided to sell our best player for a low fee and are currently engaged in a global search for a half-fit 38 year old to replace him. Watch this space - we have other terrible deals to announce as the summer progresses. Still, we've had some good times eh?"

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

And thank you for a the spurs squad player for half the price in return, p.s the meal was lovely Daniel.

No chance Levy paid a penny towards that meal. Probably had lobster and everything.

 

[Librarian]

‘Any agents out there want to pitch a client, now’s the times’

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

They won't try and vilify Richarlison

I think they know the supporters wouldn't go for it

 

[Upper Bullens Blue]

I just hope Lampard enjoyed the thrill of a relegation battle, because he'll be having another next season. Gone by Christmas, if our recent record is anything to go by - though whether he resigns to take another job or is sacked is another thing.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

They won't try and vilify Richarlison

I think they know the supporters wouldn't go for it

Our situation is so embarrassingly public that there’s really no point trying to explain away the transfer.

Quick “thanks” and “good luck” and that’ll be that.

 

[RomanReigns]

We are delighted to also confirm the signing of Harry Winks on a 5 year deal #WinksIsABlue #TiddlyWinks

#WinksnotStinks

 

[BlueStevie35]

Will be short and sweet.

"Everton Football Club can confirm that we have completed the permanent transfer of Richarlison to Tottenham Hotspur, for an undisclosed fee.

We would like to thank Richarlison for his efforts whilst at the club, and wish him well for the future."

THE END

That and a compilation of his 53 goals posted onto YouTube at some point in the weekend