The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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You have to laugh
JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £80m
Every poster for themselves. I’ve got an account with theevertonforum.
*visits theevertonforum.
*Logs back in here and sits in dark corner that stinks of urine.
Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me.
Can someone please call @Mrtallywacker ? Might be a good time to get our final blessings.
I`ve heard the mods have just sent out a request to bring the National Guard in.
Put these amounts in ascending order:
The number of floppy fathers wetting the bed, the number of bed wetters who'll be banned and the number of goals City will score.
The number of floppy fathers wetting the bed, the number of bed wetters who'll be banned and the number of goals City will score.
Devanski
Resigned to mediocrity
No way am I leaving.. so I’ll let you in.
*hides under blanket*
The new threads starting tonight are going to be epic
JLW
Player Valuation: £70m
There’s already 4 that’s started after the kick off
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Has anyone mentioned we've got a negative goal difference in the match thread? 
At this difficult time, please find time to spare a thought for @GwladysBlue, who is just about to spontaneously self combust alone in his piss dungeon.
We're picking up a faint but clear s.o.s from Leicester, do we reply?
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