How many in the next twenty-four hours? I've gone for three.
The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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Justice finally being served for Van Dyke today. Might post this thought in the match thread.
The binman chronicles
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A bacon and egg butty has fortified me, ready for the De Bruyne hat-trick now
Yes, I think some longstanding posters could fall foul
Man City bunker buster? Is it safe to hide here?
Man City aren't the problem, mate.
The binman chronicles
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It could be all of us. At this moment Danny is hovering over the format hard drive button so he doesn't have to deal with the fallout.
Carlo is just popcorning now
The nuclear option! I forgot. PRESS IT YOU MAD MAN!
But I never got a chance to tell you all I love you
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
If anyone needs me I'll be in a steaming hot bath with a whole bottle of radox poured in, listening to whale sounds. Everton can't hurt me anymore.
