The bomb shelter thread.

[Devanski]

 

[LinekersLegs]

You have to laugh

 

[JimmyJeffers]

But I never got a chance to tell you all I love you

Every poster for themselves. I’ve got an account with theevertonforum.
*visits theevertonforum.
*Logs back in here and sits in dark corner that stinks of urine.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Can our shelter withstand about every single thing going wrong for us this Premier league matchday 38?

Even though I walk through the darkest valley, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me.

Can someone please call @Mrtallywacker ? Might be a good time to get our final blessings.

 

[coollino]

Is the shelter open off season too?

 

[COYBL25]

I`ve heard the mods have just sent out a request to bring the National Guard in.

 

[Toast]

 

[PhilM]

Put these amounts in ascending order:

The number of floppy fathers wetting the bed, the number of bed wetters who'll be banned and the number of goals City will score.

 

[Devanski]

Is the shelter open off season too?

No way am I leaving.. so I’ll let you in.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

*hides under blanket*

 

[chrissyjack]

The new threads starting tonight are going to be epic

 

[JLW]

Is the shelter open off season too?

The new threads starting tonight are going to be epic

There’s already 4 that’s started after the kick off

 

[The binman chronicles]

Has anyone mentioned we've got a negative goal difference in the match thread?

 

[COYBL25]

At this difficult time, please find time to spare a thought for @GwladysBlue, who is just about to spontaneously self combust alone in his piss dungeon.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

We're picking up a faint but clear s.o.s from Leicester, do we reply?