The bomb shelter thread.

JimmyJeffers

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Gonna hide out in here for a while. The air is toxic out there. The birds have all flown south and I saw a deer today with 3 antlers and an eye on the back of its head
Shall check the air quality at about 18:30 next Saturday but I have enough supplies here to last until September. Anyone is welcome but there are several conditions.
No:
stadium jackets
The cocaine
Fantasy formations

Yes:
Old issues of top gear magazine
Skol
cushions
Poppers

All welcome.
 
Gonna hide out in here for a while. The air is toxic out there. The birds have all flown south and I saw a deer today with 3 antlers and an eye on the back of its head
Shall check the air quality at about 18:30 next Saturday but I have enough supplies here to last until September. Anyone is welcome but there are several conditions.
No:
stadium jackets
The cocaine
Fantasy formations

Yes:
Old issues of top gear magazine
Skol
cushions
Poppers

All welcome.

Will there be scented candles?
 
Gonna hide out in here for a while. The air is toxic out there. The birds have all flown south and I saw a deer today with 3 antlers and an eye on the back of its head
Shall check the air quality at about 18:30 next Saturday but I have enough supplies here to last until September. Anyone is welcome but there are several conditions.
No:
stadium jackets
The cocaine
Fantasy formations

Yes:
Old issues of top gear magazine
Skol
cushions
Poppers

All welcome.
Old issues of top gear magazine and a few copies of Razzle
 
Gonna hide out in here for a while. The air is toxic out there. The birds have all flown south and I saw a deer today with 3 antlers and an eye on the back of its head
Shall check the air quality at about 18:30 next Saturday but I have enough supplies here to last until September. Anyone is welcome but there are several conditions.
No:
stadium jackets
The cocaine
Fantasy formations

Yes:
Old issues of top gear magazine
Skol
cushions
Poppers
Gonna hide out in here for a while. The air is toxic out there. The birds have all flown south and I saw a deer today with 3 antlers and an eye on the back of its head
Shall check the air quality at about 18:30 next Saturday but I have enough supplies here to last until September. Anyone is welcome but there are several conditions.
No:
stadium jackets
The cocaine
Fantasy formations

Yes:
Old issues of top gear magazine
Skol
cushions
Poppers

All welcome.
I oddly mentioned poppers in that boss music thread last night as well !!
 

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