The bomb shelter thread.

[LinekersLegs]

Safe go out for a stretch of the legs?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Safe go out for a stretch of the legs?

Not on your nelly! There's gonna be blood in the Benitez thread tonight.

 

[JammyP]

Ok. Can we run a hoover and mop round while it's quiet

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I genuinely need a lie down after that. I'll be the one in the corner wrapped in a blanket.

 

[mill]

Town

 

[JimmyJeffers]

thank god for that. Been holding this in a while

 

[Armaghtoffee]

thank god for that. Been holding this in a while

Actually think you’re offside there Jimmy. That immediate explosion of relief counting for nothing despite the obvious effort.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

This is how I check the results now. If there are 30 or 40 new posts after the match ends I know it went sideways.

 

[BornBlue76]

I'll be honest .. I have no inclination to watch the match tonight.. especially not after I just enchanted my pickaxe last night with unbreaking 3, fortune 3 and efficiency 4 after grafting to level 30 XP!! Now to use that beast on my newly discovered 1.18 cave system.

Soooo... what I miss?

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

thank god for that. Been holding this in a while

How we managed to avoid a pandemic until now is the biggest piece of luck ever.

We are a disgusting, dirty animal, and dead sexy.

 

[Joey66]

How we managed to avoid a pandemic until now is the biggest piece of luck ever.

We are a disgusting, dirty animal, and dead sexy.

Not so funny if you do that in your pants - the dreaded follow through or should that be in the oldies thread

 

[COYBL25]

Not so funny if you do that in your pants - the dreaded follow through or should that be in the oldies thread

That’s what happens when you’re entire diet consists of tinned tomatoes, chickpeas and cheap curry powder Joey.

Hopefully you’ll get plenty of new under crackers for Christmas and a bumper bag of air fresheners.

 

[tommye]

That’s what happens when you’re entire diet consists of tinned tomatoes, chickpeas and cheap curry powder Joey.

Hopefully you’ll get plenty of new under crackers for Christmas and a bumper bag of air fresheners.

Gonna mess with his head and get him a Vax Wet n Dry.

Imagine the possibilities...

 

[Joey66]

WeThat’s what happens when you’re entire diet consists of tinned tomatoes, chickpeas and cheap curry powder Joey.

Hopefully you’ll get plenty of new under crackers for Christmas and a bumper bag of air fresheners.

It was white wine when I was a young man, unlike you Mr Perfect

 

[COYBL25]

It was white wine when I was a young man, unlike you Mr Perfect

How’s your mother in law doing Joey ?

Hope she’s improving x