The bomb shelter thread.

[4737carlin]

Speaking of bombs, bit unlucky this, totally by accident of course

Man ‘goes to A&E with WW2 shell stuck in bottom’

The bomb squad raced to a hospital A&E allegedly because a man had a WW2 anti-tank shell stuck in his rectum.

www.standard.co.uk

 

[Efcjake]

Speaking of bombs, bit unlucky this, totally by accident of course

Man ‘goes to A&E with WW2 shell stuck in bottom’

The bomb squad raced to a hospital A&E allegedly because a man had a WW2 anti-tank shell stuck in his rectum.

www.standard.co.uk

I mean we've been hoping Benitez would put a rocket up their arses but I didn't expect this.

 

[LinekersLegs]

A festive addition to shelter supplies?

 

[RAFUH]

A festive addition to shelter supplies?

Some one in product research is a GOTer

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Speaking of bombs, bit unlucky this, totally by accident of course

Man ‘goes to A&E with WW2 shell stuck in bottom’

The bomb squad raced to a hospital A&E allegedly because a man had a WW2 anti-tank shell stuck in his rectum.

www.standard.co.uk

Explosive diarrhoea?

 

[Jimishorts]

Explosive diarrhoea?

On an unrelated note, has anybody seen @JimmyJeffers recently?

or the shelter stash of double strength orange squash?

was a chimney involved?

 

[larbert toffee]

Speaking of bombs, bit unlucky this, totally by accident of course

Man ‘goes to A&E with WW2 shell stuck in bottom’

The bomb squad raced to a hospital A&E allegedly because a man had a WW2 anti-tank shell stuck in his rectum.

www.standard.co.uk

Must have been a politician with that excuse.

 

[Encoder]

An underrated aspect the current situation in Sector E:

@Kev The Rat and his character arc.

From a villainous Allardyce acolyte to sword of the Anti Benitez Brigade.

Dostoyevsky couldn't pen such a development.

 

[coollino]

Speaking of bombs, bit unlucky this, totally by accident of course

Man ‘goes to A&E with WW2 shell stuck in bottom’

The bomb squad raced to a hospital A&E allegedly because a man had a WW2 anti-tank shell stuck in his rectum.

www.standard.co.uk

I thought captain Tom died?

 

[tommye]

On an unrelated note, has anybody seen @JimmyJeffers recently?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Never knew you bore such a striking resemblance to a Chuckle brother

 

[tommye]

 

[The Celtic View]

Speaking of bombs, bit unlucky this, totally by accident of course

Man ‘goes to A&E with WW2 shell stuck in bottom’

The bomb squad raced to a hospital A&E allegedly because a man had a WW2 anti-tank shell stuck in his rectum.

www.standard.co.uk

"The unidentified man reportedly claimed the inert bomb was his own and that he had “slipped and fallen” on it"

Ah, the old "I slipped, fell on an unexploded bomb, and it jammed up my arts hole"' chestnut...

 

[Jimishorts]

Speaking of bombs, bit unlucky this, totally by accident of course

Man ‘goes to A&E with WW2 shell stuck in bottom’

The bomb squad raced to a hospital A&E allegedly because a man had a WW2 anti-tank shell stuck in his rectum.

www.standard.co.uk

Funnily enough when I searched unexploded A hole @JimmyJeffers wasn’t the top hit.

I can’t post the disgusting filth that I unfortunately did uncover.

Safe to say I won’t be watching my dodgy stream on Monday, not thru any protest, just cba.

Up the Fierce

Up the Coasters