The bomb shelter thread.

I came to check-in early to beat the post-match rush. After wading through a sea of empty pot noodle cartons, Frazzle packets and Lilt cans, I was expecting to find you all hungover from a massive party.

I was gobsmacked to find you'd been up all night binge watching Sex and the City FFS! Everyone had that faraway, glazed look of people who've watched too much This Morning and Loose Women. Come on, we're better than that. Terry and June anyone?
 
I came to check-in early to beat the post-match rush. After wading through a sea of empty pot noodle cartons, Frazzle packets and Lilt cans, I was expecting to find you all hungover from a massive party.

I was gobsmacked to find you'd been up all night binge watching Sex and the City FFS! Everyone had that faraway, glazed look of people who've watched too much This Morning and Loose Women. Come on, we're better than that. Terry and June anyone?
Terry and June? Erm might be only me you and anj that remember them.
 
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