The bomb shelter thread.

[Jimishorts]

Morning sheltered. I'm booking in early. I feel we have almost reached critical mass and the nuclear option is imminent. Lose today and get battered on Wednesday and El gordo camarero Espanol will be toast. Bleach, vodka and Pot noodles on standby.
Having said that I thought the ex Spurs player who had the epic rant on Sky the other night about their players was equally applicable to our players. How many managers have some of them seen off?

 

[Yarrgh]

Don’t forget the Lilt.

Ooooh totally tropical flavour.

 

[Toast]

Series 6 of Only Fools is on Gold this morning. Some of the best.
May as well enjoy watching something before having to endure Everton later..

 

[blue61]

More shelters required I believe, this one's rammed. We could have something resembling a shanty town by next weekend, should we alert the red cross?

 

[Yarrgh]

Do they abandon those dinghies when they get here? I'm thinking of claiming asylum in France. They haven't heard of Everton there.

 

[Jimishorts]

Do they abandon those dinghies when they get here? I'm thinking of claiming asylum in France. They haven't heard of Everton there.

Qu’est-ce que l’Ev

 

[Toast]

Do they abandon those dinghies when they get here? I'm thinking of claiming asylum in France. They haven't heard of Everton there.

 

[Yarrgh]

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Never let on he played for us. All his timeliness shows is a few years of being injured as a united player before returning to France.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

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Is it wrong of me to mildly miss Schneiderlin given our current midfield woes?

 

[Toast]

Never let on he played for us. All his timeliness shows is a few years of being injured as a united player before returning to France.

Can’t do that with Louis Saha though as he scored in a cup final for us..
Far too early as it happened with our bottle job manager at that time though..

 

[Yarrgh]

Can’t do that with Louis Saha though as he scored in a cup final for us..
Far too early as it happened with our bottle job manager at that time though..

If only he could stay fit for longer than half a dozen games at a time. A very good player indeed.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Do they abandon those dinghies when they get here? I'm thinking of claiming asylum in France. They haven't heard of Everton there.

‘Can I have that when you’re finished with it mate?’
‘Cheers’
*paddles furiously towards France

 

[larbert toffee]

More shelters required I believe, this one's rammed. We could have something resembling a shanty town by next weekend, should we alert the red cross?

We'll need to break cover to retrieve the parcels dropped by the Hercules.

 

[Yarrgh]

‘Can I have that when you’re finished with it mate?’
‘Cheers’
*paddles furiously towards France

Then they spot the discarded Everton scarves and leg you trying to get their boat back.

 

[Jimishorts]

‘Can I have that when you’re finished with it mate?’
‘Cheers’
*paddles furiously towards France

Careful lads. A dinghy is not a toy.