The bomb shelter thread.

[Bohemian Toffee]

You didn’t happen to find my Nicolas Cage tanga briefs too did you ?

Yes, I did, I put them back on the picture frame next to your cot

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I asked for morphine on the other thread.

It must be good quality opium as I'm seeing weird weird weird visions of Nic Cage on stuff.

Or you lot are blitzed on poppers and on one.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

I asked for morphine on the other thread.

It must be good quality opium as I'm seeing weird weird weird visions of Nic Cage on stuff.

Or you lot are blitzed on poppers and on one.

Nah, man, Jimmy's in a bathtub of poppers, I am just on a sugar and additives rush from seven cans of lilt and a family multi-pack of frazzles.

I'll calm down soon and apologise for *checks thread*

Oooh. Yeah.

I just posted a very sexy picture of Todd Cantwell in Britain's Top Racist because someone mentioned Rachel Riley and they are the same person.

 

[evertony]

Read into it what you will, but just had a WhatsApp group message off Carlo, Marcel, Duncan and Fharad asking if there’s space for four small ones. Seems there’s 20,000 top notch CV,s on DBB’s desk with specialists to cover all four positions. The post mark on every last one is GOT Everton Forum. The coup is hotting up and there’s talk of a secret gathering under Brighton Pier around 9.45pm Monday with threats that it’ll be more than two households and no social distancing.
Fharad added he’ll chuck millions in on poppers, corn snacks and even foot long hot dogs in a desperate move to get in.

 

[Jimishorts]

Numerous dangers appearing in the wrestling thread. Want to post a meme but fear they might spread to other parts of the forum and feel it’s best to keep situation contained and under observation.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Numerous dangers appearing in the wrestling thread. Want to post a meme but fear they might spread to other parts of the forum and feel it’s best to keep situation contained and under observation.

*pours @Jimishorts a drink*

I'm going to take a look, but, I might have to mention Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks. They are the only thing I remember about wrestling.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

I started from the final page.

Three posts in realised they are serious; discussing pantomime like it's an actual sport.

If anything, Jimi has undersold how risky it is over there.

 

[Jimishorts]

As expected wrestling danger levels have decreased significantly, can only assume they have all returned to their box rooms in their Lycra onesies and are safely back in hibernation under their Hulk Hogan duvet sets.

Engagement is not advised as dangers may be oiled up and aggressive threatening choke holds and elbow drops. Proceed with caution.

 

[BigBlueConk]

My mates wife has a pair of knickers with 'cock pit' written on.

I can lend you her knickers.

Talking of which....
I went to the lingerie shop to buy my misses a pair of sexy knickers.
I saw some nice ones and asked the assistant are these satin?
She said no sir, they've never been worn.

 

[Nymzee]

Sound the klaxon: doom approaches in Today’s footy thread.

 

[PhilM]

Sound the klaxon: doom approaches in Today’s footy thread.

I know their floppy fathers who need a PVC sheet to protect their mattress, but their adoration of the dildo brothers crew is astonishing.

 

[chrissyjack]

I’ve scarpered from the “ Today’s Footie “ thread in case misery is contagious .

 

[Nymzee]

My Geiger counter has exploded.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I’ve scarpered from the “ Today’s Footie “ thread in case misery is contagious .

I had a feeling this would happen. Have any king/lingard comparisons leaked?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Ohhh, it's all coming to the boil nicely. I suggest getting to a safe distance, possibly south America, because if Everton lose tomorrow it'll be another Chernoybl level event. They'll have to put a special container over the forum.