The bomb shelter thread.

Is horniness a symptom of grief? Or is it that your word smiting techniques are filling me full of lust.

Ps we ran out of pot noodle and have no other methods to consume this vodka.
I have a watermelon or two in my knapsack
If anyone had a syringe … we can inject vodka into the melon then eat the melon
I’ve never done this before of course …..
 

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