The bomb shelter thread.

[Gwladysover]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm doing an Ocardo order for the bunker. Do you think 50 packs will do?

https://www.ocado.com/products/smiths-frazzles-crispy-bacon-multipack-snacks-18g-x-44550011

Best double it - be on the safe side.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm doing an Ocardo order for the bunker. Do you think 50 packs will do?

https://www.ocado.com/products/smiths-frazzles-crispy-bacon-multipack-snacks-18g-x-44550011

I'd get more. We could have an influx of new souls seeking sanctuary.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

No one, and I was a fan of his for years prior, realised how boss George Michael actually was, personally, while he was alive.

He was a good person. Some of the things he did without publicity or fanfare were lovely. He always credited Andrew Ridgeley as a writer of Wham songs so he would get a share of the royalties.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I'm starting to feel a bit like Michael Caine and Stanley Baker in the film Zulu. Waiting for it all to kick off. If I start singing Men of Harlech please forgive me. It's a coping strategy. FYI I am neither male nor Welsh.

 

[PhilM]

Best double it - be on the safe side.

Any other requests? I've put down:

• waterproof bedsheets,
• baby wipes,
• cleaning fluid,
• bleach,
• poppers,
• Buckfast,
• Scampi fries,
• Ear defenders,
• Hand grenades

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

You have to fear for Matty. He's been in a permanent state of denial and looks like he'll go all Rambo when it's announced. 48 hours of saying "tomorrow" then boom!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

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Any other requests? I've put down:

• waterproof bedsheets,
• baby wipes,
• cleaning fluid,
• bleach,
• poppers,
• Buckfast,
• Scampi fries,
• Ear defenders,
• Hand grenades

Flamethrower?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Any other requests? I've put down:

• waterproof bedsheets,
• baby wipes,
• cleaning fluid,
• bleach,
• poppers,
• Buckfast,
• Scampi fries,
• Ear defenders,
• Hand grenades

Popcorn, some of us are masochists after all.


Asking for a friend x

 

[PhilM]

Flamethrower?

A good idea. I might put some petrol from the Shell garage and put an order in for an industrial tub of Vaseline when we're at it.

I think there's some claymore mines under the stairs that were left over after losing to Sheffield United. "Once more unto the breach, dear friends."

 

[Terrarian]

It's hard out there today

 

[john jako]

You have to fear for Matty. He's been in a permanent state of denial and looks like he'll go all Rambo when it's announced. 48 hours of saying "tomorrow" then boom!

He always does this. He’s still denying Ancelotti isn’t leaving the club.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

 

[Death]

You have to fear for Matty. He's been in a permanent state of denial and looks like he'll go all Rambo when it's announced. 48 hours of saying "tomorrow" then boom!

I think about him every minute of the day :*(

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I'm at the point now where I'm angry. But only at the club for not making the announcement. The suspense is killing me!

I just want to watch the teeth gnashing and wailing from a comfortable position. Can't get settled. Bah.

 

[Death]

I'm at the point now where I'm angry. But only at the club for not making the announcement. The suspense is killing me!

I just want to watch the teeth gnashing and wailing from a comfortable position. Can't get settled. Bah.

Is horniness a symptom of grief? Or is it that your word smiting techniques are filling me full of lust.

Ps we ran out of pot noodle and have no other methods to consume this vodka.