Few years ago I was sat next to two Bristolians arguing in a pub, although I didn't know who they were arguing about.
Then one of the fellas turns to me and says 'ere mate, you like that Pol Pot?'
I says....'erm... no'
He says 'why don't you like that Pol Pot???'
I says... 'well.... cos he was a mass murdering psychopath'
He says 'Pol Pot????'
I says 'yeah'
He says, 'Pol Pot never killed anyone!!!'
Now I'm doubting meself a bit....
I says 'well maybe he didn't actually pull the trigger, but he oversaw the deaths of like tens of thousands of his own people'
He says 'Pol Pot????'
Then someone else at the bar says to me 'I think he's talking about Paul Potts'
I says 'Ah... who the fk is Paul Potts?'
He says, 'he's a singer on that X Factor I think'
Then the fella goes 'who was you talking about'
I says 'I'm talking about Pol Pot'
He says 'who the fk is Pol Pot???'
I says 'he was a Cambodian dictator'
He says 'ah right.... nah different fella'
Same planet, different worlds. Kind of a beautiful moment really.
Off topic but NEA.
Incredible.

