Team Ratings vs Crouch FC

[Goat]

Howard - 7 - Decent, made a few half decent stops.
Jacobsen - 7 - Decent, great debut to be fair, looks like he can play.
Baines - 7 - Good goal, decent.
Jagielka - 6 - Marking?????
Lescott - 6 - Marking?????
Neville - 8 - MOTM, played CM on his own.
Fellaini - 4 - No comment.
Osman - 3 - Holy ****.
Pienaar - 6 - Wish he had a final ball.
Jo - 4 - Think you better leave right now. Will Young.
Saha - 5 - Didnt get any service, but wasted what he had.

Arteta - 10 - Miss you, love you.
Cahill - 10 - Hugs and kisses Tim
Yak - 10 - Smile for me.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I would say everyone a 4.

Couldn't distinguish on todays performance.

 

[Nebbiolo]

I only saw the last 20 minutes or so, but it was terrible.

Crouch was good, though.

 

[Dom1878]

Nugent and Crouch.

Maybe Neville for us - simply for a great pass at the end...

 

[ToxtethBlue]

Howard-5

Jacobsen-5
Jagielka-6
Lescott-7
Baines-7

Osman-4
Fellaini-4
Neville-7
Pienaar-5

Jo-7
Saha-5

 

[Nebbiolo]

Nugent and Crouch.

Maybe Neville for us - simply for a great pass at the end...

Good forward is Crouch. Shame that Pompey won't go down (thanks to us). I would take Crouch to Goodison in a second.

 

[Vim Fuego]

No one deserves a rating over 5.

A collective spineless performance.

Portsmouth do the double over us...just ace.

 

[Nebbiolo]

No one deserves a rating over 5.

A collective spineless performance.

Portsmouth do the double over us...just ace.

Pathetic really, Vim. I've been really pro-Moyes lately but I would lay the blame for this at his door. After Crouch scored the second, it was time to shake it up. But no, let's bring our young, hungry whiz-kid on with 30 seconds of the game remaining.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Neville 6 highest needs Mikel back

Baines 5 free kick goal and nifty work wide.

Jo 4 tried but not got it.
Saha 4 not interested today
Pienaar 4 work rate what got him this high. Passes amiss
Lescott 4 nothing spectacular
Jageika 4 see above
Jacobsen 4 initial game saw flashes of talent but not use to this speed.

Howard 3 Bumbuly, scarey and not using good judgement.
Fellaini 2 Barely could give him this only for giving Heiderasson a hard time.
Osman 1 was he even on the pitch today. Sad day all around

Coaching 4 I know injuries causes tactic changes but this doesn't work at all.

 

[Rook]

Howard-5 - was out of position and let Kanu knock him silly on the 2nd goal. Decent save on Nugent.

Jacobsen-6 - didn't do bad I guess, maybe he'll fetch a bit of money in the offseason after this match

Jagielka-5 - both got outmuscled by Crouch, we needed Yobo today
Lescott-5

Baines-6 - great goal, awful free and played better in defense against Johnson this match, Johnson still controlled the run of play that side though

Osman-3 He's out of position.

Fellaini-4 I think he needs to play in a 5 man midfield

Neville-7

Pienaar-6

Jo-6 I didn't think he was awful, he got kicked alot w/o a call and still held the ball up well at times but THERE'S ONLY 3 MIN LEFT ROLL THE FOOK OFF THE PITCH YOU IDIOT.

Saha-Incomplete. Didn't touch the ball, was this his fault, don't know.


After 17 w/ only 1 loss I'm just going to forget this. We've had our fair share of luck lately. Arse is playing too well at the moment to catch them. Villa will get tonked tomorrow so i think 5th is still doable.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I'll admit that we missed Cahill today, in both penalty boxes, but one man doesn't make a team,we were lacking ambition and creativity.Personally i cannot stand Fellaini,he slows the midfield,can't defend, struggles to perform the basics of a midfielder,terrible performance from a position of strength.

 

[ToxtethBlue]

I'll admit that we missed Cahill today, in both penalty boxes, but one man doesn't make a team,we were lacking ambition and creativity.Personally i cannot stand Fellaini,he slows the midfield,can't defend, struggles to perform the basics of a midfielder,terrible performance from a position of strength.

He's ****e, utter dog**** to be honest.

I'm confident that in time we'll realise that he doesn't fit in and he'll be sold just like Johnson and Beattie, love to see him do well here but we can do a hell of a lot better.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Howard - 7 - Solid.
Jacobsen - 6 - Did well for his first game.
Baines - 8 - Good goal, lots of effort as usual.
Jagielka - 5 - Poor marking
Lescott - 5 - Poor marking awful passing
Neville - 7 - solid
Fellaini - 4 - 1 good game, 1 bad, 2 good games, 3 bad.
Osman - 3 - Awful. That free kick deserves minus 20
Pienaar - 6 - Lots of effort, not much to show for it.
Jo - 2 - Never make it in the premier. 2 half's to a game someone should tell him that.
Saha - 4 - Has it all, showed none of it. Couldn't hold it up, couldn't pass to a teammate.