The Barkley hair issue is like when Felli once got cornrows and played crap for a game.
GLUE YER PUBES TO YER HEAD ROSS LAD, YOU'LL GET YER FITBA SKILLS BACK, LIKE
I'm getting past frustrated now, I'm getting the sort of frustrated you get when a hot bird with a fine ass in a short skirt, is in the office, and you just want to bend her over a table, but can't because she's not that into you.