Ok mate, we'll have one last date and we'll use as much lube as you want. Got to be honest though we won't be calling for a while. You've put on a bit of weight and looking a bit skanky lately if we're honest. As for us we've been hitting the gym solid for the last 8 weeks and been regular 9 minute sessions at the wham beds. In the summer were going more cosmopolitan like, going for the full back sack and crack then gonna try our hands at some European birds, especially the Spanish and French, maybe even a Dutch brass along the way. We'll try and stay away from those German birds though, no one likes hairy minges!
Best advice though mate, hit the skimmers world over the next year, get yourself a make over and sort that bikini line out. Treat yourself to some new clothes because what your wearing is a bit dated. After that we might check you out for a booty call in 2016. Not promising though.
