Summer Transfer Window - Credible Rumours Only Please

[kithnou]

I've never heard of Payet and have no idea if he's any good.

I will now be furious if we don't sign him.

Why would any footballer playing for Marseille even contemplate for one precious moment coming to 11th placed Everton?
Anyone?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Oh gosh that's funny!

That's really funny!

Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh!

See, they're Scottish players, and I like Scottish football!

You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference that on this forum before.

Because I like Scottish fooball right? I was talking about a Dutch player there in that situation.

And yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart man you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself.

That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Because I'm right here, you know, so go ahead if you want

God you're so funny!

Mikey, It's not
Easy for me to say this but
Lighten up a
Tad. I'm sure that he
Didn't mean to be
Offensive in any
Way so there is
No need to be upset.

 

[Bungle]

Threre will now be two separate threads for this - this one in the Everton forum, for serious and realistic transfer speculation.

The other, for players we'd like to see but has zero basis in fact, is here; https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/silly-season-transfer-speculation.76611/

Please be sensible and be warned that any off topic posts will be infracted and/or threadbanned.

Oh gosh that's funny!

That's really funny!

Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh!

See, they're Scottish players, and I like Scottish football!

You know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference that on this forum before.

Because I like Scottish fooball right? I was talking about a Dutch player there in that situation. But he plays in Scotland

And yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart man you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself.

That's so fresh too. Any other Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Because I'm right here, you know, so go ahead if you want

God you're so funny!

 

[Woolly Blue]

Belgian Winger Adnan or Chadli would be good.

If there's any substance in this, then link me up.
Otherwise zip it.

Like Colin or Steve Calderwood?

Ditto

 

[Boss_Blue]

Why would any footballer playing for Marseille even contemplate for one precious moment coming to 11th placed Everton?
Anyone?

He has a thing for aggressive, orange women?

 

[USABlue]

Why would any footballer playing for Marseille even contemplate for one precious moment coming to 11th placed Everton?
Anyone?

Some just want to play in the prem

 

[Boss_Blue]

He has a thing for aggressive, orange women?

Soz boss.


Real answer - to come and play in the Premier League?

Despite us not currently challenging for titles, there are few clubs that can match the wages in England so this wouldn't be an issue.

Whether he is actually any good would be though.

 

[kithnou]

Some just want to play in the prem

yet to be convinced this is a goer

 

[Mogwai]

Mods you just created so much more work for yourselves.

If Payet and Van Dijk are as good as they seem, we are everton, we won't be signing them. There will be better prospects for them. When was the last time we beat a whole bunch of teams to the signature of a highly wanted player?

 

[USABlue]

yet to be convinced this is a goer

Me either but feel a bit better about it as it's the guardian instead of the mail

 

[Woolly Blue]

Oh gosh that's funny!

That's really funny!

Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh!

See, they're Scottish players, and I like Scottish football!

You know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference that on this forum before.

Because I like Scottish fooball right? I was talking about a Dutch player there in that situation. But he plays in Scotland

And yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart man you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself.

That's so fresh too. Any other Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity? Because I'm right here, you know, so go ahead if you want

God you're so funny!

Don't be goaded.
Stay on topic

 

[Boss_Blue]

yet to be convinced this is a goer

True enough.

 

[USABlue]

Mods you just created so much more work for yourselves.

If Payet and Van Dijk are as good as they seem, we are everton, we won't be signing them. There will be better prospects for them. When was the last time we beat a whole bunch of teams to the signature of a highly wanted player?

Kev. Or Rom if Wolfsburg was actually bidding

 

[Woolly Blue]

Mods you just created so much more work for yourselves.

Only in the short term. I suspect a significant minority of posters will be thread banned or plain old fashioned banned in the next couple of weeks.

 

[catcherintherye]

Why would any footballer playing for Marseille even contemplate for one precious moment coming to 11th placed Everton?
Anyone?

In a word, money. We have a lot more money than Marseille and could offer him higher wages if we wanted too.