Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

[Neiler]

Heard he turned down Bayern, Benfica and FC Como.

Nico Williams is after signing a New contract at Athletic, because Keaneos move to Barca broke down mate.

Roma remain interested in a loan.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Can’t wait to see the pretty patterns of play out the back between Coleman Keane Gueye and Jack Harrison. New era.

 

[Neiler]

Can’t wait to see the pretty patterns of play out the back between Coleman Keane Gueye and Jack Harrison. New era.

Fred will knit it all together mate!

 

[bicycleheader]

I tried to put a positive spin on this, but I fell off my chair

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Nico Williams is after signing a New contract at Athletic, because Keaneos move to Barca broke down mate.

Roma remain interested in a loan.

Believe Bilbao gave Williams his ten year contract to match Keane’s new deal at Everton.

 

[FinchFarmBlue]

I tried to put a positive spin on this, but I fell off my chair

Was it successive games or 2 games in a short space of time a few seasons ago, where him and Holgate clattered into each other going for the ball and we conceded almost identical goals?

 

[Neiler]

Believe Bilbao gave Williams his ten year contract to match Keane’s new deal at Everton.

Young Thierno Barry has made his way to Miami airport bound for Liverpool on the cusp of this breaking news.

Kenny Tete remains inconsolable.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Want to play regular football Michael?

‘Nah I’m fine just sitting on the bench all season and coming on for the odd hilarious cameo where I cost the team a load of points by ducking under crosses, walking around the penalty area in a daze for no reason, and hilariously miscontrolling simple passes’

 

[Neiler]

Want to play regular football Michael?

‘Nah I’m fine just sitting on the bench all season and coming on for the odd hilarious cameo where I cost the team a load of points by ducking under crosses, walking around the penalty area in a daze for no reason, and hilariously miscontrolling simple passes’

He's prone to an own goal & hand ball as well mate.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Was it successive games or 2 games in a short space of time a few seasons ago, where him and Holgate clattered into each other going for the ball and we conceded almost identical goals?

Still remember him v Brighton first game of the season. Just allowed the attacker to run right down the middle of the pitch and score whilst he ‘marked’ the bloke who was running away from the penalty area. He’s an absolute muppet.

 

[FinchFarmBlue]

He's prone to an won goal & hand ball as well mate.

Between him and Tatks with his poorly timed tackles we are in for a treat

 

[Saint Domingo]

He's prone to an won goal & hand ball as well mate.

How could I forget when he told the ref exactly where on the arm it had hit him.

0-0 in the derby, just gone down to ten men, is that handball by Michael Keane? I think it is

 

[DanB90]

SOMEONE GET THAT MAN A PEN!

 

[Miked1e]

SOMEONE GET THAT MAN A PEN!

VAR..... checks badge on shirt....... NO PEN

 

[Saint Domingo]

2-0 up away at Villa, last few minutes of the first half, ball is crossed into your box and you have an opportunity to clear it. The opposition attacker is right behind you.

Do you:

A) jump up but then duck under the ball for no reason and let them score a completely unnecessary goal from nothing

Or

B) Wish you’d never started Michael Keane in the first place