Summer Transfer Window 2017

[BlueLlama]

I know no one gives a poop about this but I thought I'd write a proper good FIFA list of everyone I know (there'll be others I've never heard of) to look out for at the U20 World Cup kicking off tomorrow in each team because... well I'm waiting for my pasta to boil and I'm bored. I claim ownership of all these players true Zat style:

Group A

South Korea: Lee Seung-woo and Paik Seung-ho both Barca players involved in them receiving a transfer ban.
Guinea: N/A
Argentina: Ascacibar (next Mascherano), Senesi, Lautaro Martinez (next Aguero), Conechny, Mansilla, Colombatto & Ponce
England: Don't think it's necessary everyone knows the England players.

Group B

Venezuela: Penaranda, Stoeldo and Yangel Herrera (class)
Germany: Ochs, Gimber, Mittelstadt & Serdar - surprisingly weak squad from the Germans!
Vanuatu: Don't even know where this country is
Mexico: Antuna & Ulises Torres

Group C

Zambia: Patson Daka - moved to RB Salzburg so I'll assume he's another African talent like Keita was/is.
Portugal: Yuri Ribeiro, Xadas, Diogo Dalot, Jose Gomes, Alexander Silva
Iran: Reza Shekari (Guardian recommended in 2015)
Costa Rica: Moving on...

Group D

South Africa: Liam Jordan (Sporting Lisbon usually have decent academy players)
Japan: Ritsu Doan (another mini Messi), Nakayama
Italy: Dimarco, Barella (class), Orsolini, Mandragora, Marchizza - Italy have a good squad.
Uruguay: Schiappacasse (Atletico), Amaral (star player #1), de la Cruz (RS winger), Valverde & Bentancur (signed for Juve as part of the weird Tevez deal with Boca, love him)

Group E

France: The whole squad, definite favourites for me! Diop, Onguene, Boscagli, Augustin, Tousart, Nkunku, Saint-Maximim (better Adama Traore), Blas, Harit, Poha, Lafont, Thuram (son of Lilian, other end other pitch).
Honduras: *tumbleweed*
Vietnam: See above.
New Zealand: *shrug*

Group F

Ecuador: Estupinan (Watford, highly rated full-back)
USA: Redding, Carter-Vickers & Palmer-Brown in defense. Zelalem (how is he still only 20), Lennon.
Saudi Arabia: Could not tell you one of their names.
Senegal: Ibrahima Niane - just signed to the Metz academy so good indicator he's going to be decent after Mane, Sarr, Cisse etc.

Calling someone better than Adama Traore isn't really praise mate

 

[Nymzee]

This sort of thing will get you put on a watch list.

I just want to be a known name on the forum whether for good or bad. This can be my legacy.

 

[GustaveH]

£24m for a 30yr old Mertens, or £25m for a 26yr old Bolasie.

Which one I would go for? Not sure...

You must be kidding. Mertens has more goals in his last 12 games in Serie A than Bolasie has in the league over the last 4 years.

 

[Nymzee]

You must be kidding. Mertens has more goals in his last 12 games in Serie A than Bolasie has in the league over the last 4 years.

Is this sarcasm on top of sarcasm?

 

[bring the ghost on]

I know no one gives a poop about this but I thought I'd write a proper good FIFA list of everyone I know (there'll be others I've never heard of) to look out for at the U20 World Cup kicking off tomorrow in each team because... well I'm waiting for my pasta to boil and I'm bored. I claim ownership of all these players true Zat style:

Group A

South Korea: Lee Seung-woo and Paik Seung-ho both Barca players involved in them receiving a transfer ban.
Guinea: N/A
Argentina: Ascacibar (next Mascherano), Senesi, Lautaro Martinez (next Aguero), Conechny, Mansilla, Colombatto & Ponce
England: Don't think it's necessary everyone knows the England players.

Group B

Venezuela: Penaranda, Stoeldo and Yangel Herrera (class)
Germany: Ochs, Gimber, Mittelstadt & Serdar - surprisingly weak squad from the Germans!
Vanuatu: Don't even know where this country is
Mexico: Antuna & Ulises Torres

Group C

Zambia: Patson Daka - moved to RB Salzburg so I'll assume he's another African talent like Keita was/is.
Portugal: Yuri Ribeiro, Xadas, Diogo Dalot, Jose Gomes, Alexander Silva
Iran: Reza Shekari (Guardian recommended in 2015)
Costa Rica: Moving on...

Group D

South Africa: Liam Jordan (Sporting Lisbon usually have decent academy players)
Japan: Ritsu Doan (another mini Messi), Nakayama
Italy: Dimarco, Barella (class), Orsolini, Mandragora, Marchizza - Italy have a good squad.
Uruguay: Schiappacasse (Atletico), Amaral (star player #1), de la Cruz (RS winger), Valverde & Bentancur (signed for Juve as part of the weird Tevez deal with Boca, love him)

Group E

France: The whole squad, definite favourites for me! Diop, Onguene, Boscagli, Augustin, Tousart, Nkunku, Saint-Maximim (better Adama Traore), Blas, Harit, Poha, Lafont, Thuram (son of Lilian, other end other pitch).
Honduras: *tumbleweed*
Vietnam: See above.
New Zealand: *shrug*

Group F

Ecuador: Estupinan (Watford, highly rated full-back)
USA: Redding, Carter-Vickers & Palmer-Brown in defense. Zelalem (how is he still only 20), Lennon.
Saudi Arabia: Could not tell you one of their names.
Senegal: Ibrahima Niane - just signed to the Metz academy so good indicator he's going to be decent after Mane, Sarr, Cisse etc.

 

[Gob Bluth]

Deeney and Sissoko will sign for us this summer.

#itk

 

[msb]

Deeney and Sissoko will sign for us this summer.

#itk

I really hope not. That is not ambition, it is tantamount to suicide.

 

[bitter-no-better]

I know no one gives a poop about this but I thought I'd write a proper good FIFA list of everyone I know (there'll be others I've never heard of) to look out for at the U20 World Cup kicking off tomorrow in each team because... well I'm waiting for my pasta to boil and I'm bored. I claim ownership of all these players true Zat style:

Group A

South Korea: Lee Seung-woo and Paik Seung-ho both Barca players involved in them receiving a transfer ban.
Guinea: N/A
Argentina: Ascacibar (next Mascherano), Senesi, Lautaro Martinez (next Aguero), Conechny, Mansilla, Colombatto & Ponce
England: Don't think it's necessary everyone knows the England players.

Group B

Venezuela: Penaranda, Stoeldo and Yangel Herrera (class)
Germany: Ochs, Gimber, Mittelstadt & Serdar - surprisingly weak squad from the Germans!
Vanuatu: Don't even know where this country is
Mexico: Antuna & Ulises Torres

Group C

Zambia: Patson Daka - moved to RB Salzburg so I'll assume he's another African talent like Keita was/is.
Portugal: Yuri Ribeiro, Xadas, Diogo Dalot, Jose Gomes, Alexander Silva
Iran: Reza Shekari (Guardian recommended in 2015)
Costa Rica: Moving on...

Group D

South Africa: Liam Jordan (Sporting Lisbon usually have decent academy players)
Japan: Ritsu Doan (another mini Messi), Nakayama
Italy: Dimarco, Barella (class), Orsolini, Mandragora, Marchizza - Italy have a good squad.
Uruguay: Schiappacasse (Atletico), Amaral (star player #1), de la Cruz (RS winger), Valverde & Bentancur (signed for Juve as part of the weird Tevez deal with Boca, love him)

Group E

France: The whole squad, definite favourites for me! Diop, Onguene, Boscagli, Augustin, Tousart, Nkunku, Saint-Maximim (better Adama Traore), Blas, Harit, Poha, Lafont, Thuram (son of Lilian, other end other pitch).
Honduras: *tumbleweed*
Vietnam: See above.
New Zealand: *shrug*

Group F

Ecuador: Estupinan (Watford, highly rated full-back)
USA: Redding, Carter-Vickers & Palmer-Brown in defense. Zelalem (how is he still only 20), Lennon.
Saudi Arabia: Could not tell you one of their names.
Senegal: Ibrahima Niane - just signed to the Metz academy so good indicator he's going to be decent after Mane, Sarr, Cisse etc.

You had me at Group A

 

[Gob Bluth]

I really hope not. That is not ambition, it is tantamount to suicide.

Walsh rates them both highly unfortunately.

 

[windymiller]

I know every manager, including our own, does it but with Klopp saying in his presser "we have spoken to transfer targets" I'm pretty sure this is actually illegal outside of a window or am I completely wrong?

As long as you have the selling clubs permission you can speak to your targets whenever you like. You can even sign them to a contract as long as it starts after the window opens. The only thing that can't be done prior to a transfer window opening is the transfer of the player's registration.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Walsh rates them both highly unfortunately.

Haha !! Alright mate, did Walshy tell you that at your last sit down ? Sound

 

[LocalNative]

I know no one gives a poop about this but I thought I'd write a proper good FIFA list of everyone I know (there'll be others I've never heard of) to look out for at the U20 World Cup kicking off tomorrow in each team because... well I'm waiting for my pasta to boil and I'm bored. I claim ownership of all these players true Zat style:

Group A

South Korea: Lee Seung-woo and Paik Seung-ho both Barca players involved in them receiving a transfer ban.
Guinea: N/A
Argentina: Ascacibar (next Mascherano), Senesi, Lautaro Martinez (next Aguero), Conechny, Mansilla, Colombatto & Ponce
England: Don't think it's necessary everyone knows the England players.

Group B

Venezuela: Penaranda, Stoeldo and Yangel Herrera (class)
Germany: Ochs, Gimber, Mittelstadt & Serdar - surprisingly weak squad from the Germans!
Vanuatu: Don't even know where this country is
Mexico: Antuna & Ulises Torres

Group C

Zambia: Patson Daka - moved to RB Salzburg so I'll assume he's another African talent like Keita was/is.
Portugal: Yuri Ribeiro, Xadas, Diogo Dalot, Jose Gomes, Alexander Silva
Iran: Reza Shekari (Guardian recommended in 2015)
Costa Rica: Moving on...

Group D

South Africa: Liam Jordan (Sporting Lisbon usually have decent academy players)
Japan: Ritsu Doan (another mini Messi), Nakayama
Italy: Dimarco, Barella (class), Orsolini, Mandragora, Marchizza - Italy have a good squad.
Uruguay: Schiappacasse (Atletico), Amaral (star player #1), de la Cruz (RS winger), Valverde & Bentancur (signed for Juve as part of the weird Tevez deal with Boca, love him)

Group E

France: The whole squad, definite favourites for me! Diop, Onguene, Boscagli, Augustin, Tousart, Nkunku, Saint-Maximim (better Adama Traore), Blas, Harit, Poha, Lafont, Thuram (son of Lilian, other end other pitch).
Honduras: *tumbleweed*
Vietnam: See above.
New Zealand: *shrug*

Group F

Ecuador: Estupinan (Watford, highly rated full-back)
USA: Redding, Carter-Vickers & Palmer-Brown in defense. Zelalem (how is he still only 20), Lennon.
Saudi Arabia: Could not tell you one of their names.
Senegal: Ibrahima Niane - just signed to the Metz academy so good indicator he's going to be decent after Mane, Sarr, Cisse etc.

Holy smokes this is kinda embarrassing.

Take if you're a fan of watching the Uruguayan and Venezuelan league then?

 

[Gob Bluth]

Haha !! Alright mate, did Walshy tell you that at your last sit down ? Sound

It's common knowledge that he was willing to spend big money on Deeney last summer.
http://www.skysports.com/football/n...s-20m-bid-for-troy-deeney-rejected-by-watford

And surely you haven't forgot that we were set to sign Sissoko for 30m?

 

[wilfjacko]

Lord have mercy on our souls

Walsh rates them both highly unfortunately.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I reckon Maguire from Hull would be a very good purchase.